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Robert Pattinson Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt Whom to allow sleeping with
Source: Entertainment and Showbiz! Added: 19 hours ago
Angelina Jolieâs partner Brad Pitt has elbowed past Johnny Depp and Robert Pattinson to top the list of actors UK men would allow their partners to sleep with without feeling cheated or betrayed. The poll was conducted amidst UK couples and the Troy actor has come out with flying colours. âAlice in Wonderlandâ and âThe [...]
The comic-book writer name drops......
Source: Hollywood Added: 2 day ago
The comic-book writer name drops Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt for upcoming Nemesis film, among other news.
Tourist director Depp and Jolie have incredible chemistry
Source: The Marquee Blog Added: 2 day ago
Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie hadn't met prior to making their upcoming romantic thriller "The Tourist," but you'd never know it judging by the sizzling chemistry the couple share on screen. "I was the first person to ever bring them together," said "Tourist" director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck, who describes the twosome's teaming as "historic" [...]
Anne Hathaway Puckering Up in Paris
Source: Celebrity Scandals: The Gossip Girls Added: 2 day ago
Continuing work on her new movie âOne Day,â Anne Hathaway was spotted shooting outdoor scenes in Paris, France today (September 1). The âGet Smartâ actress looked beautiful as she locked lips with costar Jim Sturgess over and over again during a steamy romantic scene. And it seems Anne has done quite well for herself as of late- she was named #2 in Forbes magazineâs annual list of âHollywoodâs Best Actors for the Buck.â For every dollar the studios paid her for âAlice in Wonderland,â and âBride Wars,â they banked $64 overall. Not too shabby! The Forbes Top 10 is: 1. Shia LaBeouf - $81 2. Anne Hathaway - $64 3. Daniel Radcliffe - $61 4. Robert Downey Jr. - $33 5. Cate Blanchett - $27 6. Jennifer Aniston( tied) - $21 7. Meryl Streep (tied) - $21 8. Johnny Depp - $18 9. Nicolas Cage - $17 10. Sarah Jessica Parker - $17
8216 Tourist ' Director Angelina Jolie Johnny Depp " Got Along So Well "
Source: OK! Magazine Added: 2 day ago
Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp had never even met each other before they began filming their upcoming movie The Tourist, but their director says there was instant chemistry between them! OK! GALLERY: ANGELINA JOLIE GETS NEW LOOK FOR THE TOURIST The Tourist director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck chatted with MTV News about working with the stars of [...]
ANNE HATHAWAY PUCKERING UP IN PARIS
Source: Known People Added: 2 day ago
Continuing work on her new movie âOne Day,â Anne Hathaway was spotted shooting outdoor scenes in Paris, France today (September 1). The âGet Smartâ actress looked beautiful as she locked lips with costar Jim Sturgess over and over again during a steamy romantic scene. And it seems Anne has done quite well for herself as of late- she was named #2 in Forbes magazineâs annual list of âHollywoodâs Best Actors for the Buck.â For every dollar the studios paid her for âAlice in Wonderland,â and âBride Wars,â they banked $64 overall. Not too shabby! The Forbes Top 10 is: 1. Shia LaBeouf - $81 2. Anne Hathaway - $64 3. Daniel Radcliffe - $61 4. Robert Downey Jr. - $33 5. Cate Blanchett - $27 6. Jennifer Aniston( tied) - $21 7. Meryl Streep (tied) - $21 8. Johnny Depp - $18 9. Nicolas Cage - $17 10. Sarah Jessica Parker - $17 Related posts:ANNE HATHAWAY CAN’T SHAKE INCARCERATED EX Enjoying a leisurely weekend outing, Anne Hathaway was spotted grabbing...ANNE HATHAWAY AND ADAM SHULMAN: SUMMERTIME LOVIN’ Looking to be quite smitten with her choice for a...ANNE HATHAWAY: SANTA MONICA SEXY Making the most of her Sunday afternoon, Anne Hathaway was...
Star Couplings Amy Winehouse And Pete Doherty A Match Made In Roommate Hell
Source: The Frisky Added: 2 day ago
Is anyone else concerned that Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty are possibly going to LIVE TOGETHER? [Dlisted] Natalie Portman kept her distance from her boyfriend, Benjamin Millepied, at a "Black Swan" press event. [Huffington Post] The director of "The Tourist" says that Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp had "incredible chemistry" on set. [MTV]
Videos Johnny Depp Joins Patti Smith and Eddie Vedder at Protest Concert
Source: Ace Showbiz Added: 3 day ago
Raising awareness about three young men who were convicted for murders many believe they didn't commit, the actor took the stage and joined Patti Smith and Eddie Vedder at Arkansas show.
Director Is Going After Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp for Nemesis
Source: Ace Showbiz Added: 3 day ago
When the comic book creator, Mark Millar, tells Tony Scott that he fancies those two actors for the movie adaptation, the helmer says he is going to 'give them a call'.
Patti Smith Eddie Vedder Johnny Depp Play West Memphis 3 Benefit
Source: StereoGum Added: 3 day ago
Vedder, Smith, and Depp were in Little Rock, Arkansas last night for a benefit for the West Memphis 3, the three now-adults convicted of killing three children in West Memphis, Arkansas in 1993, though most evidence (including recent DNA evidence) points elsewhere. Other performers included Dixie Chicks’ Natalie Maines, and Ben Harper. Depp and Vedder [...]
Is Johnny Depp Photoshopped in The Tourist promotional images
Source: CeleBitchy Added: 3 day ago
This is the first second promotional image from The Tourist, courtesy of an MTV Exclusive. The Tourist recently got its release date pushed up to December 10, which means that in no time whatsoever, weâre going to be getting some trailers and interviews and such, which Iâm sure weâre all looking forward to (insert [...]
Johnny Depp lends his voice to West Memphis Three case
Source: Hot Momma Gossip Added: 4 day ago
[HMG] – Many celebrities will lend their support when they see an injustice,and Johnny Depp is among the most loyal. This weekend, he and Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder, plus Dixie Chicks’ Natalie Maines held a fund raiser for the West Memphis Three. Almost 2,500 people squeezed into the Robinson Center Music Hall in Little Rock, Arkansas [...]
Johnny Depp jams with Eddie Vedder and Patti Smith to raise money for West Memphis 3
Source: Top Celebrity Headlines Added: 4 day ago
Johnny Depp took part in a benefit concert and poetry reading in Little Rock, Arkansas over the weekend to help pay the legal fees of the “West Memphis Three,” a group of then-teenagers who were convicted in 1993 of the murder of three eight year-old boys. There is recently uncovered DNA evidence at the crime [...]
Johnny Depp Free The West Memphis Three
Source: Radar Online Added: 5 day ago
Getty Images Johnny Depp, along with Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam and Dixie Chicks' Natalie Maines, held a music and poetry session Saturday to help raise money to pay legal fees for the West Memphis Three, RadarOnline.com has learned. PHOTOS: Johnny Depp Turns 47! read more
Robert Pattinson Taylor Lautner Zac Efron Johnny Depp Justin Bieber Who Is The Best With The Lip Work
Source: Entertainment and Showbiz! Added: 5 day ago
You might just keep on wondering which of these sexy, hot stars â Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, Johnny Depp and Justin Bieber is the best kisser. The one who does the best lip jobs in the business, here are few people who would like to vouch that each of these hunks are best [...]
Emma Watson Favourites and Titbits about Harry Potter actress
Source: Entertainment and Showbiz! Added: 11 day ago
Harry Potter actress and Daniel Radcliffeâs co-star Emma Watson is the ravishing actress who, much like her geeky character of Hermione Granger, has prioritised studies over films. Here are some interesting titbits about her: Favourites: 1. Emmaâs favourite actor is the maverick Johnny Depp and her fav actress is the Americaâs sweetheart Julia Roberts. 2. [...]
Jennifer Aniston Hollywood career at an all time low
Source: Entertainment and Showbiz! Added: 11 day ago
Angelina Jolie is going great guns touring on her celluloid wagon with Johnny Depp as co-star and Brad Pitt as muse. However, things arenât going great with Friends star Jennifer Aniston whose latest flick The Switch has fallen flat on the box office. Jenâs new comedy The Switch, which is a tale spun around artificial [...]
Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp Readies To Tour With The Tourist From Early Dec 10
Source: Entertainment and Showbiz! Added: 13 day ago
Quite a lot of rumours were in making while Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp got together for their film âThe Touristâ in Italy. Everyone was asked to wait till next year February to see the chemistry these two sexy stars shared on-screen, but now the wait has to be till December 10, 2010 to see [...]
Tim Burton plans new take on Addams Family
Source: Hot Momma Gossip Added: 14 day ago
[HMG] – For fans of Tim Burton, we bring good news; The iconic director has signed a pact with the scribes who gave Johnny Depp his scene-stealing role in ‘Ed Wood’ to create a new take on the Addams Family. Tim, 51, has reunited with screenwriters Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski to create an animated version [...]
apos Piranha 3D apos Cheat Sheet Everything You Need To Know - MTV com
Source: Entertainment - Google News Added: 14 day ago
Los Angeles Times'Piranha 3D' Cheat Sheet: Everything You Need To KnowMTV.comIn a year when 3-D has seemed to take over the multiplex â you almost can't walk past the candy counter without dodging flying spacemen, fire-breathing dragons or Johnny Depp in a wacky top hat â "Piranha 3D" might win ...Movie Review: Piranha 3DOrlando Sentinel'Girls Gone Wild' Producer Offended By 'Piranha' CharacterCinematical (blog)'Piranha 3D' reviewMetromix New YorkHollywood Reporter -AOL News -Shockya.comall 428 news articles »
The votes have been cast the ballots......
Source: Celebuzz Added: 15 day ago
The votes have been cast, the ballots counted, and once again the discerning readers of Glamour magazine have confirmed the painfully obvious: Robert Pattinson is the sexiest man on the planet. For the second year in a row, the Twilight heartthrob has won top honors in Glamour's annual 50 Sexiest Men poll, which was compiled from more than 50,000 votes submitted by Glamour readers. Congratulations, R-Pattz, you sexy devil. Other, somewhat more surprising results from this year's poll: Pirates of the Caribbean hunk Johnny Depp slipped from the number 2 position last year into the number 6 position this time, while soccer...
Jolie-Depp thriller " Tourist " sets December 10 release Reuters
Source: Pop Star Show Added: 15 day ago
Reuters - Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp will be back in theaters in December.
Johnny Angie s Flick Comes Out In Dec And It s Getting Good Buzzzz
Source: Perez Hilton Added: 15 day ago
Shortly after your belly recovers from eating turkey, but before you get to decorate your Christmas tree, you'll be able to feast your eyes on The Tourist, the much anticipated thriller starring Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie. It was just announced that the film will release on December 10th. The decision on release date came [...]
THE TOURIST SETS RELEASE DATE
Source: Known People Added: 15 day ago
For fans of Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp thereâs good news - âThe Touristâ is set to hit theaters on December 10th, 2010. Sony studios announced the release date this week, making this yearâs holiday season that much merrier for moviegoers. Depp is coming off a $1 billion (worldwide) showing of his âAlice in Wonderland,â while Angâs âSaltâ has already grossed $103.4 million here in the States. But âThe Touristâ isnât the only film looking to rake it in this December- âThe Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treaderâ and âThe Fighterâ are both slated for release the same day. Related posts:JOHNNY DEPP’S DAPPER DAY ON “THE TOURIST” SET Looking quite dapper, Johnny Depp was spotted on the set...ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT: ITALIAN FAMILY FUN! Always busy filming, Angelina Jolie has arrived in Venice...ANGELINA JOLIE: CHEERFUL TOURIST Nearing the end of filming, Angelina Jolie was spotted on...
The Tourist Sets Release Date
Source: Celebrity Scandals: The Gossip Girls Added: 15 day ago
For fans of Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp thereâs good news - âThe Touristâ is set to hit theaters on December 10th, 2010. Sony studios announced the release date this week, making this yearâs holiday season that much merrier for moviegoers. Depp is coming off a $1 billion (worldwide) showing of his âAlice in Wonderland,â while Angâs âSaltâ has already grossed $103.4 million here in the States. But âThe Touristâ isnât the only film looking to rake it in this December- âThe Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treaderâ and âThe Fighterâ are both slated for release the same day.
Sexiest Man Alive Goes To Robert Pattinson
Source: im not obsessed Added: 15 day ago
Robert Pattinson beat out Ian Somerhalder, Johnny Depp and Bradley Cooper... on a list that has Chris Brown as one of the top 20 sexiest men alive. Beating a girl is sexy? I didn't get that memo. How soon we all forget. The Twilight actor has been named the world's sexiest man according to Glamour. 50,000 votes were tallied by readers of the magazine. Can there be any more vampires and werewolves on this list?! LOL! Where's Alex? If we are going to do it up - we might as well do it right! George Clooney only reached position 35 on the list, while Leonardo DiCaprio, Keanu Reeves and Jude Law- who have scored highly in the survey in recent years â did not even feature. Glamourâs top 20 Sexiest Men of 2010: 1. Robert Pattinson 2. Taylor Lautner 3. Ian Somerhalder 4. Xavier Samuel 5. Kellan Lutz 6. Johnny Depp 7. Justin Bieber 8. Gerard Butler 9. Hayden Christensen 10. Channing Tatum 11. Orlando Bloom 12. Chace Crawford 13. Chris Brown 14. Justin Timberlake 15. Christiano Ronaldo 16. Ryan Gosling 17. Ed Westwick 18. Ashton Kutcher 19. Jake Gyllenhaal 20. Bradley Cooper What's your take on this list?
Oscar-nominated actor Johnny Depp......
Source: Sland3r Added: 16 day ago
Oscar-nominated actor Johnny Depp and starlet/humanitarian Angelina Jolie will share the silver screen in the Sony-produced international thriller The Tourist, opening Dec. 11, the studio said Thursday. People Magazine's reigning "Sexiest Man Alive" and the pouty-lipped sex symbol will reportedly strip...
Johnny Depp Angelina Jolie The Tourist Release Date Dec 11
Source: Popcrunch Added: 16 day ago
Oscar-nominated actor Johnny Depp and starlet/humanitarian Angelina Jolie will share the silver screen in the Sony-produced international thriller The Tourist, opening Dec. 11, the studio said Thursday.People Magazine’s reigning “Sexiest Man Alive” and the pouty-lipped sex symbol will reportedly strip down and lock lips for a tongue-wagging love scene that’s sure to send temperatures [...]
Jolie-Depp thriller Tourist sets December 10 release Reuters
Source: Yahoo! News Entertainment Added: 16 day ago
Reuters - Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp will be back in theaters in December.
Robert Pattinson Has he stalled Zac Efron s career
Source: Entertainment and Showbiz! Added: 16 day ago
Twilight chocolate vampire Robert Pattinson may not be as good an actor as a Daniel Radcliffe or a Johnny Depp (though, some of you may beg to differ) but in the world of Holly oaks, what matters is box office record. Robert and the blue eyed Zac Efron are almost the same age, young, tall [...]
Johnny Depp Robert Pattinson or Brad Who deserves the Sexiest tag
Source: Entertainment and Showbiz! Added: 16 day ago
In a recent poll conducted by Glamour.com, Twilight star Robert Pattinson has topped the list of Sexiest Man alive elbowing past the likes of Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt. In fact, he eases past them since they are way down not even managing the top 5 slots. Surprisingly, all top 5 rungs have been occupied [...]
TV s Best Utility Players Five Versatile Actors Who Can Do It All
Source: TV Squad Added: 16 day ago
Filed under: FeaturesIn baseball, a utility player is someone who can play several different positions well. These athletes are not usually the stars of the team, but they do whatever grunt work is necessary for the team to shine. Since that level of versatility is rare, those who can move seamlessly between positions are highly admired by their teammates. While this same characteristic is valued in film stars -- take chameleons Johnny Depp and Gary Oldman, for example -- TV actors, on the other hand, historically perform best when choosing roles of a similar nature. Not anymore. A number of today's gifted actors are standing out by proving their versatility, nailing dramatic characters as well as sitcom roles. Of those multifaceted actors, here are the five we think are the best utility players on TV. Permalink | Email this | Linking Blogs | Comments
Angelina has her eyes on Johnny
Source: CelebSlam Added: 16 day ago
Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp on the set of The Tourist at the Piazzale della Stazione in Venice, Italy (3/17) Be afraid Johnny Depp's longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis, be very very afraid. Hmmmm, how best to break this to... ...read full story
Angelina has her eyes on Johnny
Source: CelebSlam: Brutally Honest Celebrity News & Gossip Added: 16 day ago
Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp on the set of The Tourist at the Piazzale della Stazione in Venice, Italy (3/17) Be afraid Johnny Depp's longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis, be very very afraid. Hmmmm, how best to break this to... ...read full story
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Source: Sland3r Added: 17 day ago
This time, it's directed by Rob Marshall, the man behind the Oscar-winning film adaptation of Chicago, which saw Catherine Zeta Jones lift the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress. She looks fabulous, no wonder Johnny fell for Vanessa. Obviously Chanel thinks she's pretty good too. The last time...
The Very Versatile Johnny Depp
Source: Fish Bowl L.A. Added: 18 day ago
The fellow sure can pull off a number of faces. Johnny Depp is currently reprising his role of "Sea Gangster" - i.e. shooting Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, the fourth in the Disney film franchise. It's expected to hit theaters on May 20, 2011. Image via Jezebel New Career Opportunities Daily: The best jobs in media.
The Many Faces Of Johnny Depp
Source: The Frisky Added: 18 day ago
According to this chart and my math, Johnny Depp on-screen personas are bangable about 84 percent of the time. [via Reddit]
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Source: Jezebel Added: 18 day ago
The fact that Johnny Depp has played such a wide variety of characters is certainly impressive, but being doable in pretty much every role is an even bigger accomplishment. More »
Jessica Simpson posts intimate pic on twitter Coz she isn t Johnny Depp or Kate Winslet
Source: Entertainment and Showbiz! Added: 19 day ago
Tabloidâs darling child Jessica Simpson has audaciously posted a pic on twitter showing her webbed in a liplock with her boyfriend Eric Johnson. While Jessica throws a side glance to the capturing camera, Eric, with his eyes wide shut, seems totally smitten and has his lips delightfully full. Clearly, in a lethally flaunting mood, Jessica [...]
PHOTOS Johnny Depp Goes Shirtless In Hawaii
Source: Radar Online Added: 19 day ago
Ramey Johnny Depp shows he still has it when he stripped down to his swim trunks to play in the surf with his kids in Hawaii. As you can see in these pictures obtained by RadarOnline.com, the Pirates star has to keep up with his girlfriend, French singer/actress Vanessa Paradis, who is still in top bikini shape even after having their two kids. read more
Montana Fishburne Could Johnny Depp Movie Be Next
Source: Feed Me Gossip Added: 22 day ago
While ya may not think Montana Fishburne’s decision to jumpstart her Hollywood career by starring in a hardcore porn film was the best route to take, she may be on to something. She… More: continued here
Angelina Jolie Shiloh cried and begged to have short hair
Source: Top Celebrity Headlines Added: 28 day ago
There are a bunch of Angelina Jolie stories in this weekâs tabloids, but most of them are pretty uninteresting. The National Enquirer has one about Angelina Jolie inappropriately kissing Johnny Depp while they were filming The Tourist, even though the script didnât call for it. They made it sound like Angelina just wanted it [...]
Angelina Jolie Shiloh cried and begged to have short hair
Source: CeleBitchy Added: 28 day ago
There are a bunch of Angelina Jolie stories in this weekâs tabloids, but most of them are pretty uninteresting. The National Enquirer has one about Angelina Jolie inappropriately kissing Johnny Depp while they were filming The Tourist, even though the script didnât call for it. They made it sound like Angelina just wanted it [...]
JOHNNY DEPP ' S LOVE VANESSA PARADIS HAS A MOVIE OF HER OWN " HEARTBREAKER "
Source: Janet Charltons Hollywood Added: 29 day ago
We always know what Johnny Depp is up to â but do you know what his partner Vanessa Paradis has been doing? She has a romantic comedy called âHeartbreakerâ coming out in September. Itâs about a man who makes a living breaking up romances. Friends or parents hire him to seduce women and break up [...]
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Source: Sland3r Added: 32 day ago
It's Monday morning, so here's a special treat aA Johnny Depp, served up shirtless! The star headed out to relax by a pool in Hawaii yesterday, wearing just his bathing suit and his hair up in a ponytail. He enjoyed a break from filming Pirates of the Caribbean 4 with his costar Penelope Cruz. The pair...
Johnny Depp s Shirtless Pirate Chest
Source: TMZ Added: 32 day ago
Filed under: Johnny Depp, Paparazzi Photo, Stars In Heat, Hot Bodies, Beauty Rockin' a samurai 'do and no shirt, Johnny Depp enjoyed his day in the sun while on a break from shooting the latest "Pirates of the Caribbean " sequel in Maui this weekend. Who knew Captain Jack Sparrow wore floral board shorts? Read more
PHOTOS Johnny Depp - Shirtless Sexy
Source: Radar Online Added: 32 day ago
Ramey Ahoy matey! Johnny Depp has lost his shirt - and it's a good thing. PHOTOS: Johnny Depp - Shirtless & Sexy Depp, 47, took a break from swashbuckling Sunday to rest on the Maui, Hawaii set of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, and RadarOnline.com has all the brand new pictures for you. read more
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Source: TVgasm Added: 35 day ago
Hi Gasmii, P-Baby back again for another installment of Horrorgasm.  I think you all are in for a little treat today. On the suggestion from a loyal reader, I've decided this week to indulge in B-movie classic Killer Klowns from Outer Space.  The decision was rather easy, as it was already added to my Netflix Instant Queue which means no effort expended to obtain and watch.  I've not had the pleasure of viewing this before but any movie involving alliterated Klowns that are murderous AND from space gets an A+ from me. So I come from a long line (me, Papa and Uncle P-Baby) of B-movie lovers.  It was Papa P-Baby after all who sat me down and popped Cry-Baby into the VCR,  forever sealing Johnny Depp as a boyfriend of mine and even sparking my blogging name after the title character.  I don't, however, think that Papa P-Baby expected my John Waters obsession to continue by ordering Pink Flamingos on DVD and forcing Mr. P-Baby to watch on a quarterly basis.  I actually can't believe I haven't watched Killer Klowns sooner, but today is the day that I make things right with the B-movie universe.  At the risk of having Klown nightmares for the foreseeable future, here we go! Over a dark sky, awesomely lit up credits roll and I'm already smiling my ass off.  This movie already feels like coming home to the Promised Land. B- movies are just so unintentionally charming. It's just another night at the Big Top Burger where we meet Police Officer Mooney out on the beat and giving everyone the stink eye, just like good old cops do.  I recognized him immediately but could not figure out where until Wikipedia informed me he played the evil Sherman Krader in Ernest Goes To Camp.  It should come as no surprise to any of you that I am an avid fan of the Ernest movies. Officer Mooney is ready to kick some ass because he's bored and it's a Friday night.  Meanwhile, at the Top of the World where all horny Crescent Cove teens go to exchange bodily fluids, an ice cream truck shows up totally killing the mood after cock blocking Paul Terenzi starts hollering about selling ice cream to a bunch of teenagers that are more interested in getting their rocks off than popsicles.  Sorry, Paul. This is where we first meet Mike Tobacco and his gal pal Debbie Stone. Paul and his brother Rich are actually on a double date themselves with the hottest girls this side of the 80's who are rocking some Delta Burke hair and shoulder pads. They refuse to park with the ice cream brothers and demand to be taken home.  I admit that I'd probably let Paul or Rich cop a feel if it meant free ice cream sandwiches and push pops for the summer. Mike and Debbie continue on their date and start making out in the back of a vehicle which is conveniently padded by an...inflatable raft?  Was this make-out protocol in the 80's because I have definitely never seen this technique before.  Ehh, whatever works.  I'd make out with Mike on a bed of nails if need be and I wouldn't even make him use a raft. Also, Mike and Debbie appear to be on the on the far side of 25, thus a little beyond the stage of making out in Mike's car. Mike and Debbie are witness to what appears to be a shooting star fly overhead and it lands in the yard of Farmer Gene with a requisite old mutt on his front porch. I bet he's also got a shotgun mounted over his fireplace and a toothless wife pickling pig's feet in the kitchen.  Of course the shooting star landed in this guy's yard.  Mysterious overhead flying objects never land in the yard of a scientist or astronaut who might have a shot at not getting eaten by whatever life form just touched down on earth. Farmer Gene mistakenly thinks it is Halley's comet and gets pumped that he'll be rich with tourists coming to see it.  He brings with him his dog, a shovel and a lantern because no one in scary movies ever feels it necessary to equip themselves with any sort of weaponry. On his hunt, Farmer Gene stumbles across a brightly lit circus tent in the woods and he gets even more excited because he loves the circus!  Hey guy, I love the circus too but no amount of cotton candy is going to tempt me to explore a mysterious circus tent in the woods in the middle of the night unless I'm a child actor in Canada starring in an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark. He explores a little and after not finding anyone or anything, he declares the tent to be quite peculiar. God damn it Farmer Gene. Peculiar is when your chickens lay fewer eggs one month or your piglet starts hanging out with a spider in the barn. A circus tent in the middle of the woods that has never been there before is fucking ridiculous and cause for immediate alarm. Stop drooling over cotton candy and go get your shotgun. One of the klowns captures the Farmer Gene's dog while he's not looking, upsetting him verily.  He tries to tear the tent apart in a fit of rage and gets jolted by electricity running through the poles.  What in tarnation?!  As he recovers on the ground, a jovial looking fellow approaches and shoots him with a ray gun, trapping him in a glob of cotton candy. Back at the police station, Officer Mooney is questioning a couple of juvenile delinquents who were drinking some wine in town.  Officer Mooney overreacts and throws them against the wall, demanding they empty their pockets and insists they are the scum of the earth for committing crimes against humanity such as littering and having an open container.  Mooney is kind of a dick. He and another officer, Dave, argue about whose nuts are bigger before throwing the two kids in the drunk tank. Mike and Debbie are still chasing the location of the shooting star and make their way through the woods.  They stumble across the same tent that the Farmer Gene found. Mike's face lights up like a Christmas tree but Debbie is wary of the whole thing, proving me wrong that girls in scary movies are nothing more  have more than tits and ass. Mike's faded denim encased butt cheeks convince Debbie to check out the tent anyway. How could Mike possibly not find anything wrong with stumbling upon a circus tent in the middle of the forest? Remember when Hansel and Gretel found a gingerbread house covered in candy in the woods? They were all excited until they realized that the witch lady wanted to deep fry their asses for dinner and Gretel had to pull some ninja shit and push that bitch in the oven. The point is, when you discover your childhood wonderland places in the forest, stay the fuck away. They boldly enter the tent and discover a brightly painted funhouse slightly reminiscent of  the Double Dare sound stage.  They continue to explore, pushing a bunch of buttons and getting sucked into a transportation tube to another part of the tent.  They realize that they are definitely not at the circus and Mike's all, "Debbie, what is this place?  It could be a nuclear power plant or military base, maybe even CIA headquarters or a Russian spy plane for all we know!" and Debbie's all, "Mike, you are an idiot." Also, this circus tent appears to be powered by one of those static balls Spencer's used to sell where you touch your finger on it and all the neon electric things move to the top.  I used to think my life would not be complete until I owned one of those things...I kind of still feel that way. Debbie realizes they are in fact in the shooting star they initially set out to find just as a shadow starts to approach them down the hallway.  They jump into another transportation tube to a new room and giant pink ball sacks made out of cotton candy are hanging everywhere.  Mike's all, "Mmmmm candy.  Me like. Munch munch munch."  Meanwhile, Debbie's like "Uh, hello dumbass, we need to get the hell out of here."  Debbie's not a believer in UFO's but she's becoming more and more convinced they have stumbled across an alien piece of machinery.  Mike refuses to give up on the cotton candy dream, stating that he believes this all to be perfectly normal, even tearing off a piece to eat.  5-year old Mike would be a child molester's dream. He'd get lured with a box of raisins and a Dum Dum. That shit really used to piss me off at Halloween.   What the hell do they expect me to trade a box of raisins for? A clown arrives into the cotton candy room to hang another pod of candy while Mike and Debbie watch from a hiding spot.  They make a run for it, narrowly escaping the clown with his popcorn shooting gun, which looks like something I need to get my hands on immediately.  The clowns are pissed at this intrusion and use a balloon animal dog to track Mike and Debbie's scent through the woods. Time out. Gasmii, this movie is fucking awesome.  In the first twenty minutes I've seen an evil Klown, a cotton candy gun, a popcorn gun, a circus tent UFO that I'd gladly allow to abduct me, and a balloon animal hunting dog. My only regret is not having discovered this sooner. Thank you all for enlightening me! Mike backs into the clowns with his truck and they manage to flee the woods intact. Debbie wants to go to the police to tell them about the clowns but Mike doesn't think anyone will believe them.  That's a pretty safe assumption.  The clowns are now really pissed off and hungry, ready to begin their occupation of Crescent Cove to inflict mass destruction and overrun the population. Mike and Debbie get to the police station and try to convince Officer Dave of what they just saw.  Bozo, Krusty, Pennywise, and the rest of the gang have made their way onto main street ready to tear some shit up. Debbie starts to spill her guts to Dave about the circus tent right when Officer Mooney rounds the corner.  Dave is still listening attentively to Debbie as they are former paramours and he's probably down for a threesome with her, Mike, and the raft. Mooney hears some crap about a spaceship and killer clowns and calls bullshit on Debbie and Mike. Mooney recognizes Mike as a friend of the Ice Cream Terenzi brothers who apparently are not in good favor with Mooney due to their ice cream shenanigans.  Dave finally agrees to drive back over to the tent location but not before he insists on dropping Mike and Debbie off at home. So as Mike, Debbie, and Dave are off for a little kinky raft sex, the Klowns start terrorizing the people of Crescent Cove.  One is shot with the cotton candy ray gun at a puppet show while a few other clowns ransack a drug store while the owner watches on terrified of the white-faced, red nosed demon beings in his shop. Another group of clowns show up at the door of a pretty young blonde woman under the guise of a pizza delivery.  They get her with the cotton candy ray gun too, along with a couple others. Is it naive to believe that I could totally survive a cotton candy gun blast?  I think these Klowns might underestimate the fact that I can eat the hell out of some cotton candy and once I managed to eat my way through the shell, I'd be in such a sugar-induced frenzy that'd I'd karate chop their asses and cartwheel back to my beloved couch. The clowns continue to wreck the drug store while Dave and Mike look for the circus tent after dropping Debbie off.  Of course it's gone now, making Mike look nuts and causing Dave to question Mike's story.  Dave arrests Mike for making false claims though I secretly suspect he's into a little bondage action and has a canoe he's been dying to break in with Mike as the perfect test candidate. So just like humans, some of the Klowns prefer a rough and tough lifestyle of tattoos, boozing, and hogs. One such Klown pulls up to a biker bar on a tricycle and gets taunted by club patrons.  OK Biker dudes, listen carefully. Klown on tricycle = run like hell. These biker guys have balls because I'm definitely not going to fuck with a midget in a clown suit at a bar.  You know why?  Because that dude is fucking nuts and serves as my official cue to put the tequila shot down and take a cab home.  The clown punches one of the patrons in the head, decapitating the shit out of him and causing the rest of the crowd to flee.  Awesome.  The terrorizing continues as another guy is run off the road, crashing into a fireball of twisted metal while Bozo points and laughs at him. At the Big Top Burger, one of the clowns beckons a child diner outside. Is this child blind? I'm not going anywhere near this fucker.  He looks like he's beckoning her to the entrance of hell. Dave and Mike come across an abandoned car with shit strewn all over the road and covered in cotton candy residue.  Another vehicle is found with the entire inside candied as well.   He begrudgingly takes off Mike's handcuffs now that he knows Mike was actually telling the truth. At the station, Officer Mooney drinks some Jack, puffs a stogie, and mumbles to himself. The phone keeps ringing and it's the drug store guy calling to report the demonic clowns that have ransacked his store.  Another call comes in about a missing wife carried away in a balloon and yet another with a crying baby.  Officer Mooney says to hell with everyone and gets loaded.  Officer Mooney and I would get along like two peas in a pod. A quick shot of Debbie undressing to get in the shower. Horror movie chicks are always getting in the shower. A clown dumps some more of the popcorn into a dumpster outside the Big Top Burger. A Big Top employee empties the trash.  I'm all for people needing to make buck here and there because we all have bills to pay but dude is dressed like he just came from an eight year old's birthday party at the Crescent Cove Rock n Bowl. If he was eight, this would be completley fine, but he's 27 and wearing an apron that could suspiciously be used to conceal inappropriate boners.  Big Top Burger could totally be an awesome place to work if everyone was dressed like Ringleaders with tophats and whips to fling at customers when they take too long ordering their shitty value meals.  Just saying.  Anyway, Burger perv falls into the dumpster and gets attacked by the popcorn. Dave and Mike cruise around like the two 80's B-movie hunks they are trying to figure out what's going on with the cotton candy.  One of the clowns shows up at a bus stop and entertains a bunch of folks including two geezers with some shadow puppets against the wall.  How could they possibly entertained by shadow puppets?  Those stupid things didn't entertain me when I was five.  Dave and Mike happen across the shadow puppet clown just as it makes a tyranusaurus rex puppet eat the adoring crowd.  Mike grabs the steering wheel of the cop car in an attempt to run the the clown down but it jumps straight up and out of sight. Dave calls Officer Mooney back at the station frantic about the clowns. Old Drunk Mooney tells him to fuck off, convinced that it's a conspiracy prank to get him to quit.  Mike spots the Terenzi brothers ice cream truck fly by and he catches up to them.  Mike tells them about the clowns and convinces the two horny bastards to drive him over to Debbie's house. Officer Mooney's telephones are blowing up but he just keeps puffing away and reads some porn, ignoring them all.  A clown peaks his cute little face into the station and approaches Mooney  He gives Mooney a bouquet of flowers and shoots him in the face with water, pissing him off.  He arrests the clown but its hands detach like a lizards tail.  Officer Mooney draws his gun on the fellow and puts him in the jail cell with the juvies from earlier.  The clown kills Mooney with one of the birthday party blowers that unroll and make a bunch of noise. Debbie's still taking the longest shower ever. Al Gore's going to be pissed but he'll probably just ask Debbie for a hand job and call the whole thing even. Dave shows up at the station and barely notices some subtle footprints on the floor. He follows the trail to the holding cell area, where the footprints are all over the wall, floor and ceiling.  All that's left are cotton candy pods.  Dave stumbles across the clown, who is using Officer Moody's body as a dummy.   Dave you better stop hanging around and get the hell out of there.  Dave decides to shoot the clown a bunch of times which appears to have no effect until he gets him on the schnozz.  The clown spins out of control in a green haze of neon scribble and explodes. Dave calls for back up, but Dave, you know how to kill the clowns now.  What are you waiting for?  The Terenzi brothers and Mike are still cruising to Debbie's house and they see a bunch of clowns with multiple cotton candy pods, streamers and a parade float sucking up the pods for storage. Debbie is finally out of the shower and hears some strange noises.  The popcorn has turned into little killer clown heads who attack her from the hamper, the toilet and the medicine cabinet. Debbie manages to escape though I sort of wish she hadn't due to the crime of fashion she's committing.  Oversized sweater, jeans, leg warmers, AND a dangly earring paired with a smaller earring?  Fail, Debbie.    A clown disguising its voice as Mike tricks her into opening the front door so she tries to go out the window and realizes she's surrounded.  The clowns get into Debbie's house and shoot her with a ray gun trapping her in a giant balloon. The clowns make off with Debbie just as the ice cream truck arrives and a chase ensues with a clown car being chased by an ice cream truck followed by Dave's cop car.  The Terenzi brother slams the brakes on when he sees Dave behind them, causing an accident.  Dave ditches his police cruiser and jumps in the ice cream truck as the clowns head for an amusement park.  One of the amusement park rent a cops tells the clowns to get the hell out of there but they're not having it and chuck a bunch of pies at the guy, smothering him with delicious lemon and cherry filling. Dave, Mike and the Terenzi brothers enter into the clowns' circus tent once again, looking about as effective to take on killer alien clowns as a 90's boy band.  Mike and Dave are the hot Timberlake bleached Jheri curled members while the Terenzi's get to be the ugly Chris "I've got braces and braids but still get laid by association" Kirkpatrick members.  They continue making their way through and arrive at a door.  And another door. Another door.  Holy shit,  ANOTHER DOOR! The Terenzi's stumble across a booby trap and fall through a trap door into a plastic ball pit that I was obsessed with when I was younger.  There are two busty woman clowns sitting at the pit waiting for them and they are already popping wood despite their evil clown faces and busted clown weaves.  The Terenzi's need to get the hell out of the back of their ice cream truck and find themselves a couple of hookers so they can just get laid and end their quest for pussy. Mike and Dave continue through the tent finding the same transportation tube area that Mike and Debbie had previously discovered.  The previously almost empty cotton candy room is now filled with pods.  Balloons are also in there as well and they search for Debbie's to no avail.  A chubby clown comes down into the pod ready to get his eat and drink on.  He sticks a crazy straw (Crazy straws!  Ok, I officially want to hang out with the clowns.  There was a period of time in my life where I would only drink out of crazy straws.  It also looks like they'd let me eat as many rainbow sprinkles as I want with no judgment.  Heaven.)  Chubbo starts sucking fluid out of the cotton candy pod while Mike and Dave watch on.  They realize the clowns are eating everyone and Mike freaks out as his cotton candy dreams come crashing down. They finally find Debbie's balloon and rescue her out of it.  The three make a run for it and have attracted the attention of all the clowns.  Dave shoots one and they escape down a fire pole despite not knowing what lies at the bottom.  They keep running through a balloon room and escape through a small doorway.  They barricade the door but realize they have landed smack into the heart of the tent, full of pissed off clowns that want to use them as pinatas.  The angry clown mob is pissed but just as things look dire, the Terenzi brothers bust in letting the three escape.  They try to back out of the tent but the truck is stuck. Big bad boss Klown arrives to put an end to all the bullshit and he does not look happy, though he should be ecstatic. The Terenzis refuse to leave their truck while Mike, Debbie and Dave run away.  The truck gets tossed to the side in a fiery explosion and Boss Hog turns his sights on the three.  Mike and Debbie run to safety while Dave uses himself as a distraction. The circus tent starts to take off with Dave inside, who is failing miserably at shooting Boss Klown in his big red honker.  Mike, Debbie and the rest of the homely Crescent Cove police force watch helplessly as the tent takes off.  Just then, Boss Klown picks Dave up who manages to stab him in the nose with his badge. The tent explodes into fireworks, dropping the clown car out of the sky with Dave and the Terenzi's safely inside.  Apparently they escaped the explosion by hiding in the freezer.  Mike doesn't seem to care that Dave is totally scamming on Debbie right now, nuzzling the back of her Aquanetted head.  Just as things seem safe, Mike, Debbie, and Dave get doused with pies! They'll be back!
Johnny Depp Pen lope Cruz Rehearse On The Set Of Pirates Of The Caribbean
Source: Pink is the New Blog Added: 35 day ago
On Wednesday we got our first look at new co-stars Johnny Depp and Penélope Cruz filming their first scenes together on the Hawiian set of the upcoming sequel film Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Today we get to see the pair on set again but this time they are rehearsing a scene out [...]
Inside Johnny Depp s beautiful Hawaiian home
Source: CeleBitchy Added: 37 day ago
The people at In Touch sent us these gorgeous pictures of the amazing mansion in Oahu, Hawaii where Johnny Depp and his family are staying for the summer. It rents for $5,000 a night and you can see why. The property has a gym, infinity pool, game room and I’m sure much more. Super [...]