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Throughout the series, the thumbnail sketch of Jeff Lewis has been, great with design, terrible with people. This is one of those weeks that present nothing but people-management obstacles, so weâll see how much better heâs gotten at it. PART ONE We open up the week at Valley Oak. Things are hectic, Jeffâs trying to get out the door to a job, and Sarah is slowing him downâ¦not so much because sheâs doing anything wrong, just because Jeff has an abnormally fast brain. Hereâs where they're headed. Itâs called Knoll Dr.: This visual is the best Bravo could do Itâs another project that came to him via the new website, but itâs piqued Jeffâs interest for a variety of reasons. First, itâs a fixer, which means theyâre basically redoing the entire thing. This isnât just âCome over and manage my the floor installing.â Jeff gets to flex the muscles. You will probably get sick if you stay in this room for too long. But itâs even more enticing to him than that. The owner, Jeru, wonât be micromanaging because he works long hours, and he seems like a nice guy on top of that. Oh, and itâs about seven minutes from Valley Oak. So for all these reasons, the project is almost like one of Jeffâs old solo flips. Jeff and Jeru have already had a consult to go over all their ideas, and theyâve come up with a general vision of what they want to do. Todayâs task is to explain all these ideas to their contractor, Kash, so he can come up with an estimate for them. When Jeru first meetâs Kash, he wryly remarks, âHa. Perfect name for a contractor.â If this were a fiction show, this would be called foreshadowing! After this, Jeffâs on to a flurry of other projects all over LA, with a McDonaldâs stop in there. He doesnât look too worse for wear. Then itâs back to Valley Oak. Today they are trying a new experiment with their day-to-day dynamic. The house assistant, Jett, is going to start bringing his infant son Mason to work with him. I liked the way Jeff explained what was going on. First he makes an ambiguous comment about why Jett has to do this, saying Jettâs having a âchildcare issue [pregnant pause].â I assume itâs nothing out of the ordinary and Jeffâs just making it seem that way? Then he phrases things oddly. He says: âSo I decided to try out him bringing Mason to work.â Not something like âI offered to let him bring Mason to workââ¦itâs like Jett wasnât even involved in the decision. Weird. And of course they didnât really work out a system for how to deal with Mason beforehand, which leads to a minor dispute about whoâs going to look after him. Zoila insists she isnât a nanny on top of being a housekeeper, but Jeff tells her she can just multitask. Take the baby with her into any of the rooms sheâs cleaning. And when she focuses on Mason instead of the chores, Jeff gets after her. So Zoila starts teaching Mason useful phrases in Spanish, like âTell Jeff heâs crazy.â Later Jeff and Sarah are on the way to Casa Vega. A couple week ago they refused the free lunch for the first time because they were worried about being freeloaders. But today Jeff has decided enough time has passed to allow them to chow down again. Problem is Christy stopped offering lunches after their refusal, so they have to figure out how to maneuver her into offering again. The best they come up with is, if Christy doesnât offer, theyâll start walking back to the car, Sarah will say, âOh, werenât we going to stop for lunch?â Then Jeff will say, âOh, yeah! Do you want to eat here? Christy, do you mind if we stay for lunch?â Itâs a good thing Jeff didnât go into acting, or investigating crimes, or espionage, or the law, or any other profession thatâs based on maneuvering people. But really, Iâd be doing the same strategizing if I were in his place. People shouldnât offer free things. Right now at Casa Vega, Jeff is working on the lobby remodel. The entire project hinges on this section. If he can do this right, they will let him continue on the interior and the exterior remodels. Jeff is on the doorstep, figuratively AND literally. (Ooooooooh yeeeeeahhhhh!) The trickiest part of the operation is that Christy has imposed a deadline of Cinco de Mayo, so that Casa Vega can attract holiday crowds. Jeff is anxious about meeting the deadline; more on this later. Thatâs the last order of business for today, though, so Christy gets up to walk them out. Now is the time to execute the plan to get the free lunch, but Jeff and Sarah both freeze up. They just stand there uncomfortably for a good five seconds until Christy finally asks them if theyâre hungry. Mission accomplished Back to Valley Oak for a short vignett-ey scene before the break. Mason is baby-talking and when Sarah goes back to find him chewing on a shoe. It is a cute baby moment. But I am a man and thus invulnerable to such things. PART TWO At Valley Oak Jett arrives for a work day and Jeff goes out to help him unload Mason and all of Masonâs stuff. Jeff offers to hold Mason for a moment and Mason cries in that way babies do when theyâre with someone unfamiliar.  Any time a baby is added to the mix on Flipping Out it brings up Jeffâs long-simmering desire to have children of his own. Jeff says jokingly in a talking-head that he thinks Jeff would be in for a rude awakening. Over at Knoll Dr., theyâre starting the best part of any renovation project: demo day⦠Itâs Jeffâs favorite part of the entire process, and I couldnât agree with him more. Put it on your bucket list! Already the demo has uncovered some unexpected water damage in the floor frame that will have to be replaced. Back at Valley Oak Jeff calls Jeru up to tell him the demo has started. But hereâs a twist: Jeru and Jeff havenât actually finalized the price. They also talk about whether to replace the windows, because Jeff doesnât think they can fit it into Jeruâs budget. So clearly things are tight. Uh-oh. Jeff then heads over to Arte de Mexicoâitâs that Mexican-themed furniture and accessory shop thatâs making the custom door for Casa Vega. Jeff is there to drop off a deposit check with the owner, David. David is quite the character. Not only does he blatantly try to upsell, heâs also incredibly smarmy, dropping all sorts of canned lines like, âIâm the copilot on YOUR journey. Iâm on YOUR team.â âAlways be closing! Greed is good! Iâm the New England man! Iâm vital in New England! Iâ¦I donât know who I am any moreâ¦â David also tries to get Jeff to accompany him over to the factory where theyâre fabricating the door because itâs apparently visually cool, but Jeff says he doesnât care how they make it as long as itâs done right. David then says, âIâm working for your smile,â and winks. (But itâs more of a leer). Wrooooooong person to try that on, David And even though Jeff is visibly uncomfortable, David even asks if Jeff needs anything for Valley Oak. Has anyone ever been roofied for a business transaction? If not, thisâll be the first time. Back at Valley Oak Jeff has Mason on his lap while heâs getting some work done. Having Mason around gives has given him a chance to reflect on fatherhood again. Heâs always felt that thereâs a âright timeâ to have kids, despite his friends saying otherwise, but now heâs beginning to feel there is no right time. Heâs starting to get over the anxieties. Over at Knoll Dr. Jeff, Jeru, and Jenni finally meet to discuss the budget. The combination of Bluetooth and sunglasses indoors increases douchiness exponentially, not linearly. Common misconception. When Jeff gives Jeru the numbers, Jeruâs face immediately falls, and the air gets sucked out of the room. Jeff tries to reassure him, but Jeru is clearly upset, and probably thinks he was misled. In a talking-head Jeff claims he gave an honest estimateâ¦I know weâre getting all this from Jeffâs angle, but I do buy that. To me this seems like Jeru wanted a âJeff Lewis house,â but he figured he could do it on the cheap. This shanât end well, I imagine. PART THREE Now itâs over to the Royal Woods remodeling consult. Thereâs a wonderful callback to a couple episodes agoâSarah is wearing the shame suit for taking Jeffâs credit card home again, but they donât even need to explain this to usâ¦she just shows up on the site, wearing it. Jeff is there to oversee the delivery of the hardwood flooring materials. Itâs purely for the sake of professionalismâhe doesnât really need to be there, but he doesnât want the homeowner Tracey to feel like she had a truckload of wood dumped on her without any help. Sarahâwithout being prompted!âgets some flooring out of a box so they all can see how it will look in the house. Tracey is impressed. Iâm revising my earlier thought that Sarah is a terrible assistantâ¦they were juking that episode to make it seem that way, and I bought into it. Sheâs merely an average assistant. Jeff is excited overall about this project, and you really get to see what makes him tick hereâheâs visualized the entire project already. He just knows how itâs going to go. Itâs one of those moments when you realize exactly how he was able to build the business he has. Finally, Jeff asks to hold Traceyâs baby daughter, whoâs even younger than Mason is. Itâs a fun little moment, because he did ask to hold her, but heâs also anxious about the entire prospect of holding a baby. Itâs kind of the same warring-impulses idea as, like, feeling guilty about masturbating but still doing it. Heâs also not so anxious that he fails to notice the kidâs unibrow. (Which he keeps to himself). After that we get a shit-ton of quick-cuts around Jeffâs smaller projects, and then end up back at Valley Oak. Jeff tries to get in touch with Jeru about an updated budget, but Jeru is clearly dodging his calls. Not good. More demo is going on, this time at Casa Vega. [ Bye bye 50 years of history But theyâre running into a productivity snag. Kash, the contractor, reminds Jeff that they can only work three hours a day, because Christy wants to keep the restaurant open for lunch. But if she also wants them done with the lobby by Cinco de Mayo, itâs an unrealistic goal if the contractors are working at this pace. Jeff does his best to placate both sides, but thereâs not much he can materially do beyond remind Kash that everyoneâs really anxious for them to be done. Another Valley Oak moment next. Jeffâs finding inefficiencies in Zoilaâs work, for the umpteenth time...specifically Monkey needs some outside time, but sheâs eating her lunch inside, and she could be killing two birds with one stone.  But Zoila totally wonât take any shit. She keeps asking him if he has anything better to doâ¦itâs awesome. And another call to Jeru goes unansweredânow his voicemail is full. Clearly something is upâ¦either theyâre not clicking personally or the budget is too high. Jeff wants Jenni to keep at it until they get an answer, and she should be aggressive about it if she has to. Jeruâs being rude, but itâs also inconveniencing Jeff because heâs schedules his crews for the next step. PART FOUR Ready for this weekâs bizarre Act Four slice oâ Valley Oak life? This timeâ¦drumrollâ¦everyone is asleep! Zoila, Mason, the catsâ¦everybody! God, thatâs another awkward shooting assignment, âGo in Jeffâs bedroom and get some closeups of Zoila sleeping. Try to shoot from the foot of the bed this time. Get like ten minutes of tape on it. She probably won't wake up.â PART FIVE Hereâs another Zoila-Jett scene at Valley Oakâ¦Zoila notices Jett feeding Mason and thinks heâs doing it incorrectly⦠Mason is always staring at the camera. No camera presence at all. Apparently bottle-feeding him that way could make the baby choke, or make the milk go in his ear? Or something. I have no idea. She tells Jett to put a pillow under Masonâs head, and he does, but doesnât see the point. Then Jeff, Christy, and Sarah head back to Arte de Mexico to approve the custom door. Problem is, the mock-up for the handle indicates the handle would be awkwardly high for most people. So it looks like a disaster, because David and co. might have to remake the whole damn door, but then Jeff realizes they just have the door upside down. They flip the door right-side up, but Jeff and the gals are not impressed. Jeff Lewis would not make an oversight like that. By the way, is it me or does it seem that people who are like David but can also back it up with results are the ones who wind up President of the United States? And honestly, if youâre gonna act like David, at least back it up. Manâ¦which phrase should I use to smooth things over? âIâm theâ¦IT guy on your dreamscape?â The message here: focus on your job. And of course immediately after they approve the door David tries to hustle them again. Later in the car Jeff and Sarah laugh about Davidâs ineptitude, but it kinda felt like Bravo prompted them to talk about it and it came out forced. Just me? Back at Valley Oak Jett takes the gang for a walk. Nothing much to say about it, but I thought youâd like the visual: God I love being childless and dogless Jenni, meanwhile, finally has gotten in touch with Jeru. A mutual friend told her Jeru has fired Jeff and gone with another company, called âBuilt,â and didnât bother letting JLD know. Jenni reluctantly tells Jeff, and heâs pissed about it, more about the lack of courtesy than with the unfairness of firing him. I do personally find the silent treatment to be pretty common in lieu of actually dismissing people, but Iâm with Jeff. Itâs rude. But theyâre a little hurt, so they analyze the encounter. Jeff irritated because he gave Jeru some nice design ideas, and now Jeruâs likely going to use them with his new contractor. But heâs also pissed because he played fair the entire time. He made his estimates based on the high-end materials he and Jeru agreed theyâd use. He didnât give Jeru a low number just to please him. And the people at the other agency will probably do just that. (Againâ¦no idea what Jeruâs thinking, so take this with a grain of salt). PART SIX This week wraps up with Jeff and Sarah in the car. Jeff âhappensâ to be in Jeruâs neighborhood, so while theyâre in the area, why not do a drive-by? Sure enough, thereâs the Built sign out front. They have been betrayed. Or, as Sarah put it, âWe got clowned.â Apparently Built is a competitor now, or they just go after Jeffâs sloppy seconds. Jeff thinks of them as the ambulance chasers of the design world. But the real lesson for Jeff this week is to be more selective about clients. Weed them out, see whoâs real and whoâs fake. Ugh. That career sounds like one long apartment hunt. Thatâs all for this week. Come on back for the next episode. Theyâre headed to New York, apparently for a summit at the United Nations of Interior Design⦠From next week's preview clips it looks like they make Jeff deliver an impromptu speech. Should be fun. See you then!  >
Kat Von D Says Jesse James is The One
Source: The Insider Added: 8 hours ago
Some fall in love at first sight, but for Kat Von D it took a bit longer to realize that Jesse James was "the one" for her. She arrived hand-in-hand with the newly single bachelor to her Wonderland gallery opening on Thursday in West Hollywood, CA. She told People how they evolved into more than just friends, saying, "It was just like, 'Wow, I can't believe I haven't spent this much time with you the entire time I've known you.' Now I'm just embracing it and enjoying it." Kat sees a future with Jesse, sharing, "I believe he is" [my] soul mate. "Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don't hang out with anybody unless I am in love." They have found common ground in playing games like Scrabble and relishing in one another's "nerdy" sides. The motorcycle guru was a bit more coy about their romance, simply replying, "yes" he's happy and he likes "everything" about Kat. In the aftermath of a cheating scandal, Jesse and Sandra Bullock's divorce was finalized in June.[Read full story on The Insider]
Sarah Palin Vanity Fair Interviewer The Worst Stuff Isn t Even in There
Source: The Hollywood Gossip Added: 8 hours ago

The author of a blistering Vanity Fair article on Sarah Palin says his attempt at a positive piece went so awry, he couldn't even include all the bad stuff he found out. "The worst stuff isn't even in there," Michael Joseph Gross said on MSNBC. "I couldn't believe these stories either when I first heard them, and I started this story with a prejudice in her favor. I have a lot in common with this woman." Sarah Palin is portrayed unflatteringly in Vanity Fair this month. "I'm a small-town person, I'm a Christian, I think that a lot of her criticisms of the media actually have something to them. And I think she got a bum ride." "But, everybody close to her tells the same story." You can read the Vanity Fair article yourself and draw your own conclusions, but he paints Palin as an abusive, combative figure with an extreme ability to lie. "This is a person for whom there is no topic too small to lie about," he said of the ex-Alaska Governor and mother of Bristol Palin. "She lies about everything." Meghan McCain has nothing on this. As for Palin's political future? "If we decide to let her keep lying and getting away with it, she's gonna still be around," he said. "But if we start returning to the standard that a politician has to talk with people, and a politician has to tell the truth, then she's outta here." "Because she can't stand up to that." Gross takes exception to criticisms that he wrote a "hit piece" against Sarah Palin, saying "I started this with every good intention. I was just shocked and appalled at every step at what I found. I wrote this story sort of against my will." "It wasn't what I wanted to write," he adds, noting that the facts do the talking. "It wasn't what I wanted to find. It was what was forced on me by the facts." Do you like Sarah Palin?
Kristen Stewart and Justin Bieber One Common Thing That Is Causing Them Stress Guess what 8230
Source: Entertainment and Showbiz! Added: 9 hours ago
Twilight star Kristen Stewart was recently seen in Argentina for working on her new movie. Kristen was working out on a new movie on location in Patagonia. She was reportedly dressed in casual dark outfit wearing cool sun glasses as she passed the awaiting paparazzi. Last week, Kristen was spotted with Robert kissing and hugging [...]
Kim Kardashian No Hollywood Dudes A Simple Armenian Will Do
Source: Entertainment and Showbiz! Added: 9 hours ago
It seems like a common manâs dream, i.e. marrying the most beautiful and most sexy woman in town is going to be fulfilled. Kim Kardashian has stated that she doesnât have hots for any of those Hollywood hunks. Rather she wants to settle down with a normal Armenian guy. She stated that her mother is [...]
PHOTOS Bikini Wars Sexy Songbirds Battle It Out On The Beach
Source: Radar Online Added: 11 hours ago
INFphoto.com / Pacific Coast News These sexy singers may have a thing or two in common when it comes to their careers and personal lives, but when it boils down to their bikini bods, no two ladies are alike and RadarOnline.com has the photos to prove it! PHOTOS: Bikini Wars! Sexy Songbirds Battle It Out On The Beach read more
Hurricane Earl Update Common Injures That You Need to Take Precaution for
Source: Entertainment and Showbiz! Added: 13 hours ago
Though the focus right now is on Hurricane Earl, it is also reported that its forerunner, Hurricane Danielle, is not completely harmless. The update on its precursor (Hurricane Danielle)Â Â is that although it has crossed Bermuda on Saturday, the tornadoâs effect on the nearby ocean on the East Coast has caused several damages to beachgoers. [...]
Lea Michele and Heidi Montag Guess the Common Mantra That Unites Them Now
Source: Entertainment and Showbiz! Added: 13 hours ago
Today, Glee star Lea Michele is well on her path of gaining popularity as she appears to become a household name. Now, we have fresh set of Lea Michele exclusive followers who want to know only and only about Lea Michele. So, tabloids are now peeping into the life of this spicy model (24) who [...]
Jesse James and Kat Von D we have more in common than tattoos
Source: Entertainment and Showbiz! Added: 13 hours ago
Jesse James and Kat Von DÂ are deeply into each other and are not hiding anything. Per reports, the tattooed couple were spotted cozying together in Fredericksburg, Texas, near Austin during a romantic weekend gateway. They were seen riding on a bike and visiting a museum. They started dating some two weeks earlier and no [...]
Kat Von D Says Jesse James is Lucky Number Nine
Source: The Insider Added: 16 hours ago
Some fall in love at first sight, but for Kat Von D it took a bit longer to realize that Jesse James was "the one" for her. She arrived hand-in-hand with the newly single bachelor to her Wonderland gallery opening on Thursday in West Hollywood, CA. She told People how they evolved into more than just friends, saying, "It was just like, 'Wow, I can't believe I haven't spent this much time with you the entire time I've known you.' Now I'm just embracing it and enjoying it." Kat sees a future with Jesse, sharing, "I believe he is" [my] soul mate. "Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don't hang out with anybody unless I am in love." They have found common ground in playing games like Scrabble and relishing in one another's "nerdy" sides. The motorcycle guru was a bit more coy about their romance, simply replying, "yes" he's happy and he likes "everything" about Kat. In the aftermath of a cheating scandal, Jesse and Sandra Bullock's divorce was finalized in June.[Read full story on The Insider]
Teen Mom Trial and Error
Source: TVgasm Added: 1 day ago
It's been 2 weeks since we've seen our favorite teen moms in action and this weeks episode "Trial and Error" finds the whole gang trying to get their lives in order. Farrah Farrah is recovering from the "not at all planned by MTV" scam that left her nearly $3,000 in the hole.  She somehow lost her free babysitter because the state thinks she makes too much money and she must relay on her friend, Ali, to watch Sophia while she picks up more hours at work.  I must say that I am beginning to think that Farrah may be the smart one among her friends.  Ali refers to Sophia's soaked diaper as "wetable".  What the fuck? Then she goes on to suggest that Farrah try speed dating. Honestly, it would be more productive if she just tried speed. Think of the shit she'd get done.  Anyways, so Ali brings up speed dating (again, I am totally sure MTV had nothing to do with this) and Farrah is hesitant. FINALLY, Farrah is demonstrating some common fucking sense. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against speed dating.  I think it's a great way for  lame pathetic people to meet each other.  Even Farrah gets that, stating "Sounds like I am going to meet a lot of losers in a fast amount of time.â Maybe her oxygen supply wasn't entirely cutoff in the womb.  But, Ali insists she give it shot because you never know, she may just find someone like her (Yikes! Sophia would be dead in a week if that happened) and , really, what else is she going to contribute to this episode if she doesn't do it? So Ali watches Sophia while Farrah heads to TGIFriday's or  whatever shit hole that hosts these  freaks. She first meets Sean who asks her if anyone in her family is a downer? What the fuck can a question is that? Then she meets Derek who talks about his cats, totally they type of guy that owns several outfits made out of human flesh. And then there's Zack.  He's a total knob, talking about his cage fighting and doucey tattoo.  I am pretty sure Farrah mentions her daughter just to get him to shut the fuck up. Needless to say the experience was a complete waste of Farrah' s time.  She could have spent that hour inadvertently sticking Sophia's hand in a blender.  Farrah may not have intelligence, a proper education,  or parenting skills but she does have enough sense to not try speed dating again. Hey Farrah, I hear craigslist has personal ads... Maci Maci and Kyle are heating up, they just have so much in common.  They both love motocross, they live in the same state, and require oxygen to live. One big happy Aryan family They've been together for a few months and Maci and Bentley are spending a lot of time in Nashville.  Kyle suggests they stop making the 2 hour drive from Chattanooga and move to Nashville! I have to note that there's been an increasing need for subtitles in order to decipher what Kyle is saying.  And I'm beginning to wonder if he has upper teeth.  Anyways, Maci explains to Ky that if she's to move up there she's going to need his help.  She knows that living together is the only way they'll ever really have a chance, but she's not yet ready to tell her parents or Ryan about the potential move. She meets with her adviser in his weird basement rec room office, complete with Mr. Peanut memorabilia, mini fridge, and microwave. She wants to know about the potential of her transferring to a school closer to Nashville. He says it shouldn't be a problem since she did "so good" in high school. But is it the right thing for Bentley? She decides to visit a daycare in Nashville.  While there, Bentley calls Kyle "dada". Kyle asks like he didn't hear it, but he looks freaked the fuck out. It's looking more and more like the move is going to happen. Maci decides to tell her friends back home about her potential plans. Her friend Ashton is visibly shocked and concerned. Maci defends herself, "Just because you all donât have boyfriends it doesnât mean you have to get on me for having one" ZING! Maci knows she can transfer, she's found a daycare, and now she just needs to make sure that Kyle is on the same page. She asks him, yet again, how serious he feels they are.  He responds, "Pretty a lot". He seriously said that. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. Anyways, that being said, it looks like Maci is heading to Nashville. Now she just needs to tell her parents and Ryan.  I have a feeling that they are all going to be pretty a lot pissed. Amber It's time, time for Amber to push herself like never before.  She probably already has the HIV, but can she get the GED? Amber really has her heart set on earning a high school diploma. She could do the course week from home, but the materials cost $355. She shares this information with Gary who is extremely in favor of the GED which is only $60, that's a savings of $295 or, in Gary currency, 295 Hostess fruit pies.  However, Amber fears that Gary will forever hold his high school diploma over her head. Forever? Who are we kidding here? Gary's bound to have a coronary by the age of 25.  But, Amber is also worried that Leah will wonder why her mommy doesn't have a high school diploma.  Uhhh...I think she'll figure it out. Hello? Is this Child Protective Services? To help her better understand her options, Amber meets up with Diane, our favorite counselor from last season.  I really hate to beat a dead horse, but I'm noticing a theme: Anyways, Diane seems a little less uncomfortable dealing with Amber this season. Man, it was so awkward last season when Amber broke down in Diane's office.  Diane looked like she wanted to console Amber, but feared, if she touched her, she'd get AIDS.  Diane really pushed the GED on Amber and convinces her that it's better for her family. So Amber decides that she's going to take the next GED test being offered. She decides to tell Gary at some poor man's Chuck E. Cheese and expresses her fears about taking on something so demanding.  She can't possibly work and learn the alphabet at the same time which means Gary will need to find a job. Are you fucking kidding me? This asshole still doesn't have a job? I know the economy is bad, but when you are only qualified to do menial work it shouldn't be that hard to find a toilet that needs scrubbing somewhere.  I'm beginning to sympathize with Amber's frustration with Gary.  He does say that he is proud of her and that he will take her to dinner if she passes.  Talk about an incentive. Amber hits the books instead of Gary for a change It's the night before the big test and Amber is struggling.  Upon seeing Amber worried, Gary so lovingly states,  "I want to marry a woman on the her game."  Quite the insult coming from someone with a BMI has high as Gary's. Naturally, they argue. Test day arrives and Amber is clearly not on her game. She breaks down during the exam and  fails every section.  She expresses her frustrations to Gary (who's just glad that doesn't have to pay for a dinner) asking if there are vitamins that will "help her brain chemically remember".  Man, I really can't believe she didn't pass. She should have skipped the GED and went straight for the MCATs. Gary offers this suggestion, "Listen to Mozart while you do your homework. It will make you 15% smarter. Itâs proven." Amber wonders where she can find this "Mozart" and how much smarter it will make her if she blows him. Catelynn Catelynn and Tyler are finally back on track.  Things have been relatively drama free with Butch,  Tyler's dad and Catelynn's step dad (I know, seriously fucked up), out of jail.   April is less of a bitch with Butch around. You know you are in a bad place when the person that keeps you  grounded has a mullet as severe as Butch's.  They lovingly embrace while Nick, April's son with god knows who, very disturbingly mimics them. Somebody get the Kilz Butch tries to play dad with Tyler and asks about his relationship with Catelynn. Tyler explains that she lied. To this, Butch shares his modus operondi, "âthe least I know the less I have to understand". Enough said. He then goes all to tell Tyler that if he ever needs to talk that he's here for him. By "here" he means locked up or coked out. Tyler, of course, isn't buying it. Tyler and Catelynn head over to Tyler's mom house and we are, for the first time,  introduced to Tyler's sister, Amber. Who knew? Butch arrives to share an announcement.  The state of Michigan wants to him go to rehab. Once again, he's leaving. Afterwards, Tyler and Catelynn have a mature conversation. Tyler equates his father to a child and Catelynn is glad they got Carly away from all this trashy shit (my words, not Catelynn's). April is very torn up about having to live without Butch for however many weeks. It really is too bad that she can't go with him, no, REALLY. What sane woman wouldn't miss this? April lashes out on Catelynn, telling her she does nothing around the house to help and even resorts to throwing the adoption back in her  face. Catelynn calls Tyler to come get her. Kim, Tyler, and Catelynn discuss the fight in Kim's backyard. Kim must have read my last recap because her yard is considerably cleaner . Catelynn vents and they listen. She wants a good relationship with her mom, but doesn't know what to do. Catelynn, have you considered dressing up like a bottle of Jack? Catelynn returns home to make thing better with her mom.  April is still pissed and calls Catelynn lazy.  Catelynn cleans up around the house and  April comes around. April rewards Catelynn with an evening of pizza, âclassicâ Sunday night cartoons, and second hand smoke. >
Las Vegas is Paris Hilton s spiritual......
Source: Sland3r Added: 2 day ago
Las Vegas is Paris Hilton's spiritual home. They share so much in common - both rich, both vacuous. Both have housed several men. However, there's one thing that Paris Hilton and Las Vegas don't share in common, and that's their cocaine policy. Because Vegas nightclubs are under so much scrutiny right...
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Source: Celebrity Baby Blog Added: 2 day ago
These links are worth a click: Check out Constance Marie‘s latest personal blog! — ConstanceMarie.net An expert offers tips on efficient breast pumping methods â lilSugar Migraines in children are more common than you’d think â New York Times Fifteen things no one told you about your postpartum body â BabyZone A charming pregnancy video, [...]
VIDEO Teen Mom s Catelynn Mother Brawl Over Putting Baby Up For Adoption
Source: Radar Online Added: 2 day ago
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid16157557001/bctid600572488001 MTV's successful reality series Teen Mom returned to the air for its second season premiere Tuesday, as we saw four young women and the paths they blaze in their very different lives in which they all have a common bond â theyâre all young mothers. Watch the clip on RadarOnline.com read more
Paris Hilton Possibly Banned From Las Vegas Or Something
Source: Hecklerspray Added: 2 day ago
Las Vegas is Paris Hilton's spiritual home. They share so much in common - both rich, both vacuous.
Samantha Ronson Faces Criminal Probe in Dog Case
Source: The Hollywood Gossip Added: 3 day ago

Sounds like Lindsay and Sam have even more in common now! There's a criminal investigation underway in connection with the fatal attack involving Samantha Ronson's dog, which murdered another dog this week. Officials from the County Department of Animal Care & Control are looking into the death of Tiger, a 3-pound Maltese killed by Sam's bulldog, Cadillac. Samantha Ronson is the subject of the criminal investigation. Animal Control officials will be looking at the circumstances of the attack and Cadillac's propensity for violence, which has been a problem more than once before. The investigation could take 2-3 months.
Mad Men s Jon Hamm I m no Don Draper - Monsters and Critics com
Source: Entertainment - Google News Added: 3 day ago

New York Times (blog)Mad Men`s Jon Hamm: `I`m no Don Draper`Monsters and Critics.comJon Hamm says he has little in common with the dashing advertising executive he plays in Mad Men. The Primetime Creative Arts Emmys at the Nokia Theatre LA Live in Los Angeles, California. ...Jon Hamm: "I Don't Really Look Like" Don DraperUs MagazineMad Men leads indie TV chargeN.C. State University Technician OnlineRolling Stone gets inside 'Mad Men'msnbc.comOK! Magazine -Philly2Philly.com -PopEaterall 250 news articles »
Gospel Claws And Claws
Source: Absolute Punk Added: 3 day ago
Common Wall (http://www.commonwall.com/) and Modern Art Records (http://www.modernartrecords.com/) will release *Gospel Claws* (http://www.myspace.com/gospelclaws)' debut album Claws on October 12th. The band co-produced and tracked the entire record with Bob Hoag (*The Format*, *Joel Plaskett*)...
MAD MEN RECAP And The Award Goes To 8230
Source: Vh1 Best Week Ever Added: 3 day ago
This is a recap for the sixth episode of Season 4 of Mad Men starring Jon Hamm, Christina Hendricks, John Slattery, January Jones, and a slew of other talented actors, on an episode called “Waldorf Stories.” And here is your For Your Consideration Recap: THE CURE FOR THE COMMON WASP This dude that Roger sends into Don’s office for an interview is basically Jon Lovitz in J. Crew critter pants. Could a human being make a worse impression in a job interview? No. Forgetting the fact that he is only an inch taller than SCDP’s brand new (spoiler) CLEO Award, he just doesn’t seem to be a good fit in the world of the dapper advertising scene. Hell, even Miss Blankenship hates the guy. MOST LIKELY TO GET KNOCKED DOWN A PEGGY You’ll notice a running theme in this episode… Don being a supreme Dick to Peggy. First, she’s not invited to the CLEO Awards to celebrate a campaign she helped brainstorm. Then, he orders her to spend the weekend with her new art director, Stan, instructing them to get a room together at the Waldorf-Astoria in order for them to come up with idea for Vick Chemical Corp. This is all well and good, until you realize that Stan… IS ACTUALLY BIFF FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE SHE’S RIGHT ON TOP OF THAT ROSE! Speaking of 80s movies, remember when this secretary bumped into Sue Ellen Crandell by the fax machine and then saved her ass by fixing up the Q.E.D. report? We love this lady! Let us hope she never told Mom that the babysitter was dead. THE BABYSITTER, IN THIS SCENARIO, IS MISS BLANKENSHIP MOST UNCONVINCING FLASHBACK SEQUENCE This episode hopped around the timeline a bit, which would have been slightly less confusing if they would have actually tried to make Don and Roger look, let’s say, 10 years younger. Because while we don’t hate the eyeliner Roger has on, we also don’t buy that it’s a look he’d really go for. But what they can’t accomplish with makeup they can make up with in ACTING! And so Don became the most pathetic son of a bitch alive, while Roger perfected his Joan impression… HE FEELS PRETTY AND WITTY AND GAY And he pities, any girl who isn’t him today. IS THAT BETTY DRAPER IN THE HELLER’S AD? This is a legitimate question. It sure looks like her, and it would make sense that they’d use her for budget reasons… but it could also be any other wooden 44 in a blond wig, so we’re torn. MOST CONVINCING SAMANTHA JONES ON SEX AND THE CITY “Half a fur? Why that only deserves half an orgasm!” AND SO WE FIND OURSELVES AT THE CLEO AWARDS… IN THE PRESENCE OF THE MOST GLORIOUS TOP HAT… Put this woman face right up there next to Cooper on our new website SceneStealers.org. HAMMIN’ IT UP! Never accuse Jon Hamm of not ~acting.~ Look at that face right there. ACTING. WELL F*CK A DUCK! HE’S BACK Yessss! It’s our favorite Mad Men cast-off (after Sal) and favorite man who has ever slept with Peggy, Duck!! And he is shwassstiezzzz. He’s the Michael Scott in the 1960s ad world, this guy. OBLIGATORY Chauncey, we still miss you every waking day. SWEETEST HAND HOLD Aww, Roger and Joan are holding hands. WHAT DA HALE? I know she ain’t holdin’ hands with Don, too… HAVE I JUST WOKEN UP FROM A PLOT POINT COMA? Now Don is making out with Joan? Have I missed something? Also, while we’re on the subject of Joan.. POOR PEGGY. While she’s back at the office, Don, Pete, Roger and Joan get to go celebrate the award that she basically won them. Why was Joan there, anyway? OH RIGHT It’s because of her huge…. ….. ….. …. hands. MEANWHILE, BACK AT WORK… This is seriously my dream: Being whiskey’d and dined by Lane Pryce. I adore his British awkwardness and would make do with his pock marks. OH LOOK! DON IS BACK WITH HIS NEW LIFE CEREAL CONCEPT! YOU DON’T LIKE THAT? WELL HOW ABOUT THIS?? p.s. I would actually eat this cereal. HMM, LOOKS FAMILIAR “Uh, Don, pretty sure that insanely sh*tty slogan was given to you by fake Jon Lovitz earlier in the episode.” — What I Heard BLANKENSHIP GIF OF THE DAY I dare any hardcore rapper out there to look more street than Miss Blankenship in the above GIF. Take my advice and don’t take the dare, because it’s impossible. The woman’s a pimp. THE PROOF IS IN HER STOP SNITCHING NECKLACE MODERN LADIES, HUG YOUR BRAS I’m not sure if I’m looking at a bra or two banana nut muffins hung off the ends of shoelaces. STAN, THE MAN WITH THE LONGEST BALLS IN THE LAND Sorry, Cisco Adler, but your title has been revoked. (NSFW Clearly) IS HIS ASS LONG TOO OR IS IT JUST THE BRIEFS? I love a man with a long ass crack, but this is ridiculous. Is his underwear the missing link between a one-piece bathing suit and modern day men’s briefs? I’ve never seen anything as disturbing. Oh, wait, JK. (NSFW & Fool me once.) MOST SUBTLE BONER TRUCE DON IS REALLY LIVING IT UP AT THE CLEO’S WHILE ROGER IS SHOOTING JEALOUS MICROWAVE BEAMS OUT OF HIS EYE SOCKETS The above photo courtesy of the fine people who made Avatar.* (*lies) MOST FAMILIAR LOOKING TIE THAAAAAT’S WHERE I’VE SEEN IT Hanging from the window of Von Trapp family only moments before they were turned into “playclothes” and “Don’s tie.” AWARD I WOULD MOST LIKE TO WIN MOST INAPPROPRIATE TIME TO START HUMMING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER Right before performing America’s favorite past time: Blow jobs. Uncle Sam just pulled up a seat next to Sally Draper and started weeping. WORST BEER GOGGLE REVEAL Doris, the waitress. EVEN JANUARY JONES WORKED UP THE ENERGY TO MAKE A FACE ABOUT IT AND WHO IS TO BLAME FOR DON’S PAINFUL, FORGETFUL, BANGING LOCAL WAITRESSES AND FORGETTING TO PICK THE KIDS UP DOWNFALL? As always… Canada. PETE WAS PRETTY SURE HE COULD EXCHANGE A BJ FOR A NEW JOB AT STERLING COOPER UNTIL HE REMEMBERED HE WAS OFFERING THE JOB TO COSGROVE Give the guy some Canada, maybe he’ll change his mind. LET’S GET A CLOSE-UP OF THAT CLEO AWARD AND SO, ANOTHER ELEVATOR DOOR CLOSES, AND ANOTHER EPISODE ENDS BIGGEST LOST OPPORTUNITY Not incorporating the “Coming to America” music at any point in the episode. You say Waldorf-Astoria, I say “My son works?!?” — King Jaffe Joffer What did you guys think of the episode? Disagree with any of my above assessments? There’s a comments section, friends, get in there. Follow Me On Twitter. Follow BWE.tv On Twitter.
Tori Spelling Shares Her Relationship Success Secret
Source: im not obsessed Added: 3 day ago
Tori Spelling shared some relationship advice with ET. When asked what her best tip to a successful relationship, she shared: "I think communication is the key," Tori says. "I know that sounds like a boring tip, but it's so true! You forget to communicate ... I think it's very important to always make eye contact, to make physical contact .. to keep the open dialogue going." Sounds like common sense, but there are plenty of couples who lack in that area. Tori talked about what she's doing to stay busy as summer is winding down: "I love to throw parties for my kids, so I'm having all my friends over -- and all their kids over -- for an end of summer back to school party." "I know most parents are really excited when their kids go back to school, but I'm really sad," I'm assuming she means that she's sad about the end of summer, because her little ones are only 2 and 3, not quite school age yet. ;) Photos by WENN
Kim Kardashian compliments Khloe s vagina video SFW
Source: CeleBitchy Added: 3 day ago
Kim Kardashian, who gets offended when women breastfeed their babies in public, is shown on the most recent episode of her reality show admiring her sister Khloe’s lady bits. Kim compliments Khloe’s “vagina,” and makes a common error in labeling the outside area, the “vulva,” the “vagina,” which is actually the inside part. Khloe has [...]
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Source: Sland3r Added: 3 day ago

If the Obama administration wanted someone with little credibility to lose, who will say anything without a hint of shame or compunction, whose mouth habitually outruns the facts and common sense, it found its man. Biden is still hawking his recovery summer, even as GDP growth slows to a crawl, and...
Some Morning Man Banger Action
Source: Bossip Added: 4 day ago
Common worked that fiiiiiiiiine azz body by playing a little basketball at his trainer’s crib… We think the question here is not so much Would You Hit It, as How Would You Hit It??? in this case! Whoo! Common let us train you we promise you will get an A-MAZ-ING workout! Pacific Coast News
Feel Like A Celebrity 8211 Your New Do
Source: The Star Celeb Added: 4 day ago
Whether youâre straightening your curls, adding extensions or cutting brand-new bangs, youâll need a few tweaks to your eyes, lips and cheeks. Star makeup artists share their easy-to-follow advice (no makeup bag overhaul needed!) on how to complement six common hair changes: Straight Talk If youâve kissed your curls goodbye for just the night or for a few months, youâll want to balance your sleek new tresses with soft makeup. âStraight hair creates severity, but you can soften your features by using translucent textures,â explains Houston makeup artist Carol Wagener. Think gloss ...
8216 Mad Men ' s ' Rich Sommer Jason Sudeikis January Jones " Make Sense "
Source: OK! Magazine Added: 4 day ago
Mad Men’s Rich Sommer and January Jones have a lot more in common than being a part of the Emmy-winning cast — they are both mad about Jason Sudeikis! “I think he’s a great guy!” Rich tells OK! “I absolutely love [him].” JANUARY & JASON TAKE ON TARGET AS A COUPLE Sommer revealed he met January’s Saturday Night [...]
Pop Nosh The best worst boobs at the Emmys
Source: Popbytes Added: 4 day ago
† Hollywood's best/worst boobs were out in full force at the Emmy Awards! The Frisky † It's true ... Jesse James is really dating Kat Von D (What a gross couple!) TMZ † Britney Spears: Still on vacation and hanging out in her bikini! Hollywood Tuna † The 62nd Annual Emmy Awards: Just the attractive people! Celebslam † TV actors who will fade into obscurity after their respective shows end Pajiba † Ashton and Demi dirty danced through a Snoop Dogg show! PopSugar † Quote of the Day: Vegetables almost killed Angelina Jolie! Dlisted † Lady Gaga claims she has nothing in common with Paris Hilton! Evil Beet † Why the hell did Kate Bosworth dump hottie Alexander SkarsgÃ¥rd? Cele|bitchy † Michael Lohan wants to open his own rehab facility?! In Case You Didn't Know † Paris Hilton was pampered at the salon before her cocaine arrest! PopEater † Kate Gosselin has made her mind up that she's going to act (OH NO!) The Blemish † There's no doubt in my mind, this was the worst Emmy dress ... Celebrity Smack † Vanessa Williams is joining the cast of 'Desperate Housewives' Oh La La † 'Radiance' is Britney Spears' latest celebrity fragrance! Hollywood Rag † Here's proof that a shit load of money still can't buy you taste! Agent Bedhead † This isn't Lady Gaga's first lawsuit, and it won't be her last! Pop On The Pop † Sexy man Brad Pitt is talking about his love of New Orleans! I'm Not Obsessed † It's time for Sofia Vergara to get naked on Sunset Blvd.! Seriously? OMG! WTF? † Here are nine celebrities with a nose built for cocaine ... CityRag † If you didn't already think Patti Stanger was a crazy bitch ... Socialite Life † Find out how to get a perfect body by only lying in bed! Tabloid Prodigy † Cats everywhere seem to be having the worst week ever! Best Week Ever † Emmy Awards Fashion Wrap-Up: The Good, the bad and the WTF! College Candy † OMG, How Spooky: Lady Gaga Halloween costumes hit the market! OMG Blog
Star Kissed 17 Hottest Celeb Smooches
Source: Bossip Added: 4 day ago
Seems like everyone is kissing everyone these days. Locking lips, which was once an intimate display of affection, is now a common practice. Luckily there have been kisses in recent years that stuck out in our minds as significant. Check out whose lip locks were the hottest: Click Here To Read The Full List At [...]
Researchers Uncover Genetic Link to Migraines
Source: Celebrity Circuit - CBSNews Added: 4 day ago
Scientists Locate First-Ever Genetic Risk Factor Tied to Common Types of Migraines
Researchers Uncover Genetic Link to Migraines
Source: CBS Entertainment News Added: 4 day ago
Scientists Locate First-Ever Genetic Risk Factor Tied to Common Types of Migraines
62nd Emmy Award Fashion Report Stephanie Pratt
Source: Girls Talkin Smack Added: 4 day ago
Oh, girl. Does no one in the Pratt family have a lick of common sense? What possessed Stephanie to think this was a good idea? I believe she and Lo had some sort of Mad Men makeover, but judging by this outfit, I think someone misheard and gave her look inspired by Madmen of the [...]
Mad Men recap Cure for the common job
Source: Salon Added: 4 day ago
What a night! "Mad Men" wins the Emmy for outstanding drama, Don Draper wins the Clio for his Glo Coat campaign, and Peggy wins a major victory against a dismissive art director Stan Rizzo -- which inspires him to bestow upon her the "prize for smuggest bitch in the world."
MasterChef Bastage Dresses Down 8230
Source: TVgasm Added: 4 day ago
Alright, my little food fanaticsâ¦here we go, again. Itâs our second straight week of 2 hour episodes of MasterChef, and we just canât get enough. Or can we? Well, thatâs for you all to decideâ¦Either way, FOX seems uncannily aware that they have us right where they want us. Weâve committed too much to this show to back out now, and theyâre not ready for the ride to end. Seriously, this is the point in time that you expect a clip show just to fill a week. Thankfully, FOX doesnât seem to have realized that they could pull that stunt and get away with itâ¦yet. As always, we begin with a 2+ minute introduction that tells us what we forgot after binge-drinking our way through the previous 5 episodes. Weâve narrowed the field to 11, butâ¦There can be only one. So, in lieu of a clip show, it seems that FOX has decided to re-air last weekâs episode, just with different ingredients and settings. We start off with another WHATâS IN THE FUCKING BOX?!?!?!? challenge. Cool, I guess. Gordie polls the remaining 11, and asks them what theyâd like to be in the box. DK says he wants something seafood. I got news for ya, bro-dogâ¦if there was seafood under that box, youâd have known it the second you walked into the MasterChef kitchen. Tracy wants eggs and flour and milk and other baking ingredients. So, âWHATâS IN THE FUCKING BOX?!?â Baking supplies, thatâs what! Itâs a CUPCAKE CHALLENGE!!! Tracy is excited, and starts screaming and dancing. Ca$h Money in the bank. The judges tell them that they have the same basic ingredients in their box, and then unveil the table of deliciousness, from which the contestants can take ingredients to make their cupcakes stand out. I thought this kind of spread only existed in Imagina-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ationland So our minis are running around gathering the food and tools needed to make the perfect cupcake, and the music is already intense since they only get 45 minutes to complete this challenge. Our judges, again, have a pretentious pow-wow just to make sure thereâs no question that they know their shit better than our minis. We get interviews with our minichefs interjected intermittently, and as usual there is very little value added. However, Iâm noticing that every time Sharone starts talking in his interviews, heâs grinning and laughing and âNO WAIâing, and Iâm wondering if he is taking that whole âignorance is blissâ to a new level, or if heâs getting a quickie every commercial break. Insert your own "No WAY!", "Really?!?", or "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT" here. The judges keep wandering around checking with everyone to see what theyâre doing. I think Iâd be all like âGTF up out my bizness, my BIZNASS!â, but instead they just stop and talk to our judges, wasting precious time. I think our judges are just starting to fuck with people⦠I mean, just look what Bastage does when he thinks the cameras arenât lookingâ¦he just dipped his finger in Whitneyâs batter. What Iâd give to do that⦠Tracy talks again about how sheâs going to dominate. Foreshadowing? Our Judges reconvene and start talking about which cupcakes theyâre eager to try. Teddy wants to try Sharoneâs cupcake, because heâs âusing a lot of nuts, and it sounds good.â Thatâs a lotta nuts! We fast forward to the 20 minute mark, at which point Gordie kindly points out that the cupcakes need to be in the oven. Tracy looks up like âWTF where did the time go,â and Gordie has to repeat the âcupcakes in the ovenâ instruction for Faruq. Lucky for everyone who is running behind, as we already know from last week, there are no eliminations at the end of this challenge. What we didnât know, until DFV kindly pointed it out, is that the winner of this challenge will not only have the advantage of making a decision that effects the next round, but will also have a chance to jump into the final four. So that seems unfair. But this show isnât about being fair⦠We hit the one-minute mark, and things arenât looking pretty. Tracy canât take hers out of the oven because theyâre not ready, and we get a montage of âicing melting off the cupcakesâ because theyâre too damn hot. Everyone is scrambling around trying to get their icing to stick, with a few exceptions â namely Sharone, Whitney, and DK, who all seem to have nailed it. Tracy is proper fucked, and weâre all like LOL Tortoise and the Hare, biatch! Cockiness gets you nowhere⦠Sheâs taking a page out of Tebowâs playbook. Anyways, she starts crying, and Gordie seems a bit displeased. I donât blame him. Sheâs crying over a fucking cupcake. Granted, it is a terrible looking cupcake. Ironically, Tebow seems to be smirking at her crying. Gordie asks whoâs not happy with their cupcakeâ¦Tracy raises her hand, among a few others. Sheâs not happy because it was too warm and the frosting melted. Gordie rubs her nose in itâ¦âpresentation: 0.â Next time, donât be cocky. Didnât you learn anything from Slim last week? The judges have again picked based on presumptions, and the first of our three finalists is: DK! He made a delicious chocolate cupcake, which seems to have impressed the judges. He makes a little speech about how he wonât let them down, and all he asked for was an opportunity and they gave him that, and the judges are like⦠âOk, the orchestra is playing the gtfo music and youâre still going on like Adrian Brodyâ The next finalist is Sharone. He canât believe it. Neither can I. âHow did you call my name?â Gordie explains that the secret to a good cupcake is âthe excitement that draws you in at the top, and the moist inside.â Itâs funny, I feel like the same logic applies here. Our third and final finalist isâ¦Whitney!!! Well, first we get a brief interview with Capân Cliché, talking about how heâs sure itâs gonna be him. This concerns me for any of you on board with him, since heâs really had like no face time to this point. Beware the foreshadowing of reality TV. Our judges love Whitneyâs cupcake, and Iâm certain I would too. Bastage refers to it as a âsmartâ cupcakeâ¦which I guess is the opposite of Sharoneâs cupcake. Anyways, the winner of the first challenge is: SHARONE! Weâre all surprised! Surely thereâs no way heâs going to just cruise into a spot in the final four, right FOX?! Sure he willâ¦and donât call me âShirley.â FOX tries to add to the drama, and conducts little back-stabby interviews with the other minis. They basically seem to echo my feelings towards him, so, while scripted and unnecessary, I donât mind these. Slim Shady respects him as a cook, but âdoesnât like the dude.â DK thinks heâs a bit of a kiss-ass. Seeing as everyone apparently doesnât care for Sharone, you can imagine their reaction when they hear that he has a chance at a free pass. Sharoneâs reaction, though⦠...bliss. He practically nuts in his pants when he learns the guest chef that they were hyping for this weekâs episode is Cat Cora. So Sharoneâs huge advantage is that he gets to pick the dish that everyone will be making. The other part of his huge advantage is that heâs ineligible for elimination this round. Where was that bonus for my Whitney last week?!? The last bonus is that if the judges rule that he outdoes her at her own dish, he gets to advance to the final four without partaking in any more competitions. I feel like a 16-year-old school girl seeing Justin Timberlake. We get like 5 minutes of verbal handjobs for Cat Cora while she stands around trying to act like it isnât at all awkward. Then they start showing the three dishes that Sharone can choose fromâ¦thereâs an awkward attempt at synergy between Gordie and Cat, but instead of finishing each otherâs sentences, they just keep cutting each other off. Sharone decides that since he isnât going to get booted, heâs going to make everyone cook the halibut. Hali-what?!? Our minichefs have finally taken to swearing regularly instead of just on rare occasion. Itâs making me feel less self-conscious, which is good. I think itâs more FOX scripting to let us know how high the heat is right now. Now everyone is introduced to Cat Cora, and they learn that one of them is getting sent home. FINALLY! Thereâll at least be one elimination this episode. I was getting worried!!! Our contestants are sad to hear that there are eliminations, but super-psyched about Cat Cora. She gives some stupid speech about how great it is to be there, and itâs nice to see everyone so excited about cooking, and weâre all like âGTFO the stage!!!â Then Sharone is told that while everyone else is fighting off elimination, heâll be cooking against Cat Cora for a chance to cruise to the final four. People donât seem to like this, as it seems a littleâ¦how do you sayâ¦unfair. Itâs not fair, I have a semi-faux-hawk, sensitive guy beard, and the same rugged good looks as Sharone, and he gets all the attention!! Marcia, Marcia, MARCIA!!!! Gordie poses a question to Sharone: âCan you beat Cat Cora??â Cat stands by and shakes her head, as if to say âI eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.â Sharone is still too starstruck to question why she eats pieces of shit for breakfast. So first, we get a little tutorial on how to make the dish. Lee stands around and looks brooding. Cat demos this in 18 minutes. They bring in a mobile wall to block off Cat and Sharone from the rest. This way the judges have no way of knowing which dish, Sharoneâs or Catâs, theyâre tasting. Everyone gets one hour to prepare the same dish that just took Cat 18 minutes⦠The judges confer, and Bastage says that Sharone is probably stupid enough to try to change the dish in an effort to make it better. âCat sautéed her corn and onions in olive oil. Maybe I can do something to butter up the judges a little bit, and saute them in butter instead.â â¦and then maybe laugh at my own terrible pun. He then proceeds to talk about how if he uses shallots instead of onions, since theyâre a little sweeter, he can sweeten up the judges too. And then maybe he can make the show even cheesier by melting cheese on top of his dish, right? For no raisin at all!!! Fuck you, Sharone!! We run around with the judges, visiting the different stations. Some people donât seem to be doing so wellâ¦others are very confident. Tebow thinks heâs done Cat one better with his cream sauce. Bastage again feels the need to finger someoneâs food. From his reaction, he prefers Catâs cream to Tebowâs. People donât seem to be doing so well here, either. Slim forgot to strain the sauce, and itâs separating, and weâre all like yay fuckinâ finally sheâs going home!!!! Good riddance. Please? As always, we get the dramatic countdown of the last 30 seconds, which takes roughly two minutes, and is littered with interviews with everyone talking about how theyâre either going to win or lose. Somehow, regardless of the fact that Cat prepared the whole dish in 18 minutes earlier, she is also scrambling to finish off her dish. And again, everyone finishes plating their dish at the exact same fucking time. The DFV tells us that since they judges havenât been able to see Cat or Sharone for the last hour, this will truly be a blind taste test⦠I donât remember being able to see little globules of butter all of Catâs dishâ¦this would only be a blind taste test if Ray Charles returned from the beyond⦠Gordon claims to not be able to tell the difference. The judges decide that one of the dishes is definitely better than the other. Gordie points at a dish, and tells him that if itâs his, he wins. Is it Sharoneâs dish? Take a guess at the answer. LOL if you canât stand the heat, GTFO of my kitchen rookie bitch!!! So, not surprisingly Sharone doesnât win, but heâs safe. We almost forgot, but now itâs time for eliminations. First up is Slim. She totally overcooked her fish. Teddy tells her âbetter luck next timeâ in the best asshole voice he can muster, and itâs wonderful. Bastage refuses to even try it, because he doesnât eat âgarlic boiled in cream.â Slim Shady? More like Slim Shitty. Second up is Tracy. Bastage knocks her at first, but then comes back and decides that itâs actually really good. Third is David, and TG takes another moment to be an asshole, and it is glorious. âSo, this is the sauce thatâs better than Cat Coraâs?â âWell, I like itâ¦I mean, Idunno.â âI thought you said it was better.â âI was hoping it was better.â âOh, okâ¦maybe I misheard you...No, itâs definitely notâ Mikey is fourth, and apparently he didnât actually cook the fish all the way. NO!! Looks like thereâs another person on the chopping block with Slim. DK runs up fifth, and heâs correct in his guess that he nailed it. ZOMG NO! Even Cat Cora is saying âstunning.â Is there a company out called âstunningâ that is just paying advertising royalties or something? Whitney is sixth, and also does a poor job. Check out what our cameras caught while focusing on Whitneyâs disappointment: If you didnât hate Slim Shitty before now, thereâs still room on the bandwagon. Sheâs the only person thus far to cheer someone else's misfortune⦠Last but not least is Faruq Vader. What the fuck?!? THREE PEOPLE were skipped!!! Lee, Sheetal, and Capân Cliché! Well, I guess none of them are going home. Seriously, FOX, L2TV! Faruq walks up confident. Apparently itâs not as good as FV seems to think it is. Our best dish on the day is, not surprisingly, DK. Heâs been begging for fish the whole time, and nailed it. âIâm just, like, super stoked.â Sadly, most of us donât care about the winner of this competition, since the juicy bits are in the elimination. The bottom three are: Mikey, Slim, and Faruq Vader. So we have one fish that wasnât fully cooked, one whose sauce was technically flawed, and then Faruq Vader. âThat fish died for a reason â so that you could take it, put it in a pan, and make it amazing. Itâs so sad, itâs almost unforgiveable.â Faruq Vader is sent home, and it appears to be a bad day for the jedi mind trick. Faruq takes it well, but weâre all like NOOOOOOOO!!! Seriously, Faruq is the first person Iâve been sad to see go, because heâs the first person who actually seemed to truly appreciate everything. Anyways, weâre at the point where we realize there are an even number of people, and we all know what that means. TEAM CHALLENGE, YâALL!!! Todayâs challenge is cooking at a truck stop in the middle of fucking nowhere, probably right down the road from where movies like The Hills were filmed. Theyâre cooking burgers at some seemingly abandoned truck stop in the California desert. As would be expected after the spectacle last week, Gordie & Co make a âfittingâ entranceâ¦by riding in the cab of a semi. Bastage tries to fit in by wearing a designer shirt and a belt buckle. I hope he put some sunscreen on his head, at least. Teddy tells everyone that theyâve probably had a hundred burgers in their lifetimeâ¦which is a horrible understatement for most Americans, who Iâm sure eat at least 10-20 a year. He then tells them he probably had 50 burgers himself last week, and we all LOL. Then Gordie rubs his belly for luck, and itâs awkward for all of us. DK gets to pick teams, and they shake out like this: Blue team: DK, Tracey, Whitney, Lee, and Capân Cliché. Red team: Sharone, Sheetal, Slim, David, and Mikey. Iâm not sure about the rest of you, but I lolâd pretty hard at the red teamâs lineup. DKâs dream team vs a team with a Korean guy, a Vietnamese girl, and an Indian girl. This should be a freebie for DK& co. Lolz red team⦠The blue team goes with an all beef burger with onion, tomato, and topped with slaw. The red team also goes with an all beef burger, but mixes some bleu cheese into the patties, tops it with bacon and sautéed onion and bbq sauce. The blue team gets cocky as shit, and we get cocky with them, regardless of our knowledge of what goes wrong with that. The red teamâs burgers are falling apart on the grillâ¦and they scrap the bleu cheese patties and start over. The red team is running around with their heads cut off, and the truckerâs show up before they have even one burger to serve!!!! Thereâs more censored swearing!!! Weâre like âWhat the fâkâ Now, in my mind, the fact that the red team isnât ready should mean they lose outright. I mean, seriously, the Blue team has served like 20 burgers and the Red team has served zero. FOX disagrees with my method of determining winners, though, as this is ârealityâ TV and not reality TV. Regardless of the delays, the truckers still cast their votes. It gets all super dramatic, as early on weâre neck and neck!! Itâs 17-17â¦close race, what a shocker⦠Weâre all watching this and assuming that this is going to end 51-49â¦but then Sharone comes up with a game-changer. Prior to toasting the buns on the grill, they start soaking them in bacon grease. ZOMG H4X!!! Seriously, this is practically cheating. Everyone starts hooting and hollering, and the truckers all come over to provide more verbal handjobs, and we now look to the Blue team to see what adjustment they make to re-even the table. If bacon buns are ignorant, I donât want to be right!! Or something... Remember that thing about cockiness from earlier? Here it is againâ¦and team Blue decides to stick with whatâs not working, because if itâs broke, why fix it? Or it goes something like that, right?... Gordie takes pity and brings a Red team burger over to the Blue side, and lets them all taste it. DK immediately starts knocking it, trying to point out all thatâs wrong with the burger thatâs âcurrently kicking [his] ass.â DK, being the team leader, opts to not change anything, despite Gordie practically pleading with him to make the burger less plain. I mean, shit, Iâm sure itâs a good burger, but howâs a burger topped in coleslaw gonna compete with a burger topped with cheese, bacon, and bbq sauce?!? It wonât. âThat burger I just tasted was gross.â But, of course, the best burgers are gross burgers. I still canât understand the logic of trying to reason out that all of the people who are ultimately deciding the outcome of the challenge are wrong, and youâre the only one thatâs right. Most of us grow out of that when we exit our teenage years, but not DK. He just keeps arguing with Gordie, and yet again, Pride is the downfall. I just really wanted to work in another shot of Bastage and his absurd outfitâ¦you know it probably cost him more than the combined cost of all 100 truckers outfits.... Weâre at 50-39, and thereâs a trucker ready to vote. Andâ¦commercial!! The horror!!! And weâre back, and the Red team wins, and weâre all like ânoooo Slim isnât going home noooo!!!â Jake still sits around and talks about how his burger was a better burger⦠âThe weaker burger won today.â Seriously, where else would you hear a line like that? Even Capân Cliché himself looks pained by it. Well, thatâs thatâ¦We have a losing team yet again, so thereâs another pressure test. This weekâs testâ¦a table of ingredients, from the common to the exotic. The contestants have to name them by sight, touch, and smell. I guess they could try to hear them, too, so basically only taste is excluded. Again, like last week, this whole event lasts like 25 minutesâ¦but itâs boring as hell. An amazing pressure test, to be sureâ¦and with stunning ingredients So, I play along, kinda like when you watch Jeopardyâ¦what, am I the only one who watches Jeopardy? Well, anyways, I think my total, without the benefit of touch or smell, was in the neighborhood of 13. So a couple of the scores below are pretty shameful, but Iâm just going to list them for you again, and hope you donât mind me skimming over this terrible segment of the show⦠Jake starts off, and says heâs aiming for 20â¦well⦠Scores, in order of participation: Jake: 11 Tony: 9 Lee: >9 Whitney: >9 Tracy: >9 So, we learned from this pressure test, too, right? Again, arrogant chefs are like blondes in Hollywood. They suck. Ah, see what I did there? I finished Gordieâs thought from week 1 with a clever little pun. CLEVER PUN. Laugh, already!! Most of the chefs, instead of going for the 12 or so ingredients that even I could name, they all go for weird ass ingredients. Itâs ridiculous. Lucky for most of them, Capnâ Cliché set the bar so fucking low that it didnât matter⦠Seriously, âpassion fruit?!?!?â THEREâS A REASON ITâS CALLED STARFRUIT, DUMBASS!! ITâS BECAUSE ITâS SHAPED LIKE A STAR!!! The children are right to laugh at you!!! So, Capân Cliché is sent home, and nothing of value was lost. Tracy moves higher on my list of people I want to see get sent home, just because of her reaction when sheâs told that Tony only got 9 right. As much as Iâve been begging for Slim to get sent home, this âsee you next Tuesdayâ has reached the top of my list⦠And weâre finally on to the ânext week onâ segment, and so this is where I leave you yet again. Be careful not to spoil your MasterChef dinner, and come back hungry next weekâ¦when hopefully there will be more than a weak-ass two eliminations.>
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What Does Lauryn Hill Have In Common With The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe
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Lauryn Hill put on her Israelite garb and made another comeback appearance at this weekend’s ‘Rock The Bells’ show in NYC and brought her brood of children out on stage to explain why she’s been out of the limelight. Keep reading for shots of the famous folk who flocked to see L-Boogie. Classic expressions on [...]
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Some of us are Team Cake, and some of us are Team Pie, but perhaps all of us can find a common ground and hop aboard the Team Dunk Mug bandwagon. Cookies! In the mug! It's brilliant! [InventorSpot] More »
Ask The Astrosexologist How Do I Nab An Aquarius Man
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So there's this guy that I have had a major crush on for about five years now. His birthday is Feb. 9 (Aquarius), and my birthday is Sept. 24 (Libra). I've gotten quite a few signs from him that he is interested in me, but seeing as we are both rather shy, neither of us have done anything. So my question is, is there anything that I can do to encourage him to do something, or is there anything in particular that I can do that would ... entice him, for lack of a better word, or even sort of draw him in? I don't see him much anymore, but I have him as a friend on Facebook, so I have some access to what's going on in his life. Like I said, I've liked this guy for about five or six years now and I'm tired of this game we've been playing. I look at him; he looks away. He looks at me and I look away. We seem to have lots in common personality wise. We're both kind of sarcastic and we both have the same sense of humor, but we are also both kind of shy, which makes this sort of thing kind of difficult. Plus, neither of us have had a lot of experience with the opposite sex. Anyway, what should I do? —Nat
Lady Gaga Has Nothing in Common With Paris Hilton
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Lady Gaga may have gone to school with the Hilton sisters, but according to her, that means jack.
Obama to Gulf Sticking With You Til Job s Done
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President Pledges Common Purpose With New Orleans and Gulf Coast During Katrina 5th Anniversary Visit
Obama to Gulf Sticking With You Til Job s Done
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President Pledges Common Purpose With New Orleans and Gulf Coast During Katrina 5th Anniversary Visit
Rachel Zoe Project I ' m Having a White Moment
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The show opens with what I think is Go Getta by Stella Mwangi which is an awesome song...but we don't get to hear it so I just thought I'd mention it. Topic 1 on the agenda of this week's episode is the need for Oscar dresses. Rachel explains that while designers show off tons of outfits every fashion week there aren't enough Oscar quality dresses and there is a lot of competition for those few dresses that are magnificent. Rachel sets her own agenda. She wants white dresses for Cameron Diaz and Demi Moore so they can have a "white moment". Does that involve subjugating other nationalities because of perceived superiority and callous indifference? No? Oh, it just means wearing white? OK, then. Topic 2 on the agenda. Rachel and Husband Rodger have an upcoming anniversary! Sadly, there's no time to celebrate. They had a winter wedding (The way Rachel says that lots of other couples have summer wedding while we had a winter wedding makes it seem like one of those long buried arguments married people bring up when they mean to say "this is your fault") and so they have to celebrate their anniversary during Fashion Week. It can't be helped. As Rachel puts it, "This is my job". We start Day 1 of our Fall 2010 Fashion Week coverage at an Oscar de la Renta show. *excited clapping* Rachel is there with Rodger and Brad in tow. There's nothing to really film backstage aside from models getting their hair done. Oscar is there and Rachel morphs into a 16-year-old girl, VERY flirty and girlish. He tells her "I looked back to be able to see forward" (translation: There are only so many ways you can manipulate cloth and wrap it around a dress form so I stole from the past). She twirls her hair and giggles. The gowns are gorgeous. There are some mediocre numbers but I am generally pleased. What is with the obsession with punky/angsty porcelain doll little girls? Pretty von Furstenberg-esque maxi dress. Scary, zombiefied model. Something a little more tailored and structured. Very "Undead Housewives Charity Brunch". Homeless girls need evening gowns, too. I can't help thinking of the feather duster in Beauty & the Beast. Qui? You want that I should sweep the floor with my dress, monsieur? Rachel's attention is caught by a gold dress. She thinks that maybe it'll be good for Cameron Diaz. She says some other nonsense but all I catch is that it's a princess dress and it's been a while since Cameron has had a "princess moment". Have we forgotten "Shrek Forever After" so soon? There's a bit about NY Traffic that's just about as exciting as you would think watching someone sitting in traffic would be. Yup. Just a few notches more boring that sitting in traffic yourself. This is entertainment, people. Day 1 Fashion Week continued: Because of all the terrible traffic they're late to the Michael Kors Fashion Show but whatever...he's a hack and makes hideous or very simple clothes. Rachel explains that being late is a big deal because if you're given a front row seat (which I assume she was) and you don't show up it's very obvious that there's an empty seat and people notice. This then upsets the relationship you have with the PR directors who notice the empty seats up front and take this as a snub and it's those PR directors who are the ones you have to call later to get dresses. Day 2 Fashion Week: I assume it's morning because Rachel answers the door in her bathrobe. Brian Atwood has come calling. They talk for a bit about designing a special Rachel Zoe shoe. I have a healthy amount of respect for people who can design a great variety of shoes since in my mind there can't be more than 10 or 20 basic variations. This session does nothing to make the task seem tremendously difficult as he just sketches a simple half-boot with a high heel and scribbles a zipper down the back. Some shoes he's designed. Rodger goes with Sister Pamela (I know that makes her sound like a nun) to a lingerie store. Since they'll be celebrating their anniversary soon, Rodger wants to get Rachel lingerie as a gift. #1 Why are you buying a gift a few days before your anniversary? If you knew you were going to buy lingerie it's not as if you'd have to worry about her gaining weight. #2 How is lingerie a gift for the woman? That's a gift for you. The store looks like it stocks high-end lingerie before they pull out all the naughty items...lubricant, vibrators, french maid outfits. What kind of high-end store is this? Rachel would not approve... And why did you bring your sister-in-law? In his interview, Rodger says "When you're younger you don't really understand what it means to be in love. I think I'm more in love with Rachel now." Awww. Brad sent alone to the Derek Lam show since Rachel is tied up in meetings all morning. Wow, these clothes are hideous. Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly would tear her apart. Sexy Cowgirl Secretary? This is a really simple look without the hat. Any ghost from one of the movies where it never stops raining... Brad says "As soon as the white gown came down the runway I knew it was the perfect dress for Cameron Diaz". So the white moment is about funeral shrouds? Brad calls Rachel to tell her he's found a dress. He says "It's so modern but so elegant...comfortable but chic". She says "You know I think it's really sexy when you say blouses". Calm down there, Rach. OK, new topic. Obviously we've been stuck on the same one for too long. QVC is staging a show. Rachel is designer. Rachel's fashion show is all about "accessible glamour" and "being able to work these garments into everyday life". Translation: I want to make clothes for the kind of women who shop on QVC. The clothes can't be so couture that when they wear them to the Walmart they're burned as witches, or heathens, or pagans. Do they still burn pagans? We only see a shiny trench coat. It's simple and aside from the cheap, shiny fabric it isn't too hideous. Day 3 of Fashion Week: Unfortunately fashion shows don't stop for our anniversary. -Rachel Rachel and Rodger watch a video from their younger days. We see Rachel when she was young (though can you believe wikipedia says she's 38???). She has brown hair and really harsh makeup and dark lipstick. She comments on how much she has grown and how she didn't know where her life was going at that point and cute things about her and Rodger but I can't type that fast so all I got was "I'm a brunette with no wrinkles" and "Ooo, that was some bad hair and makeup". "I love you." -Rachel "I love you more"-Rodger The two exchange gifts. Rachel got him a gift and then got herself a gift for him to give to her. I find that hilarious. There's a bit where they debate over who should open the package which ends up containing...rose-gold handcuffs. OK, first off, now we know who buys those kinds of things. Secondly, happy anniversary! Tres romantique. Now it's time to reveal what Rodger bought for her at the lingerie shop. Rodger: "Honey I got you something". Rachel: "I'm not wearing it. Not wearing it. Not wearing it. He explains that he knows she's been saying she needs a black camisole so he got her one. Aw, he listens. She finally takes a look inside the box and says "That's beautiful. I will wear it". Yay! She then riffles further and finds really skimpy black lace panties which she hides back in the box because "it's embarrassing". Obviously she has forgotten that people are filming this gift exchange to show on national television. God, Rodger! He tells her to hold on because he got her something else. I am jarred from typing this all up when I hear "No way! Shut up!" I turn and there's a Barbie designed to look like Rachel. You know, just taller and with fewer wrinkles and better hair. Whatever. She loves Barbies and she adores the doll. It even has a little chanel jacket and her sunglasses. I can't help it. I think it's adorable that he knows what makes her happy and is still trying after all the years they've been married to come up with something special. Rachel: "He never ever disappoints me...after 17 years together." AWWW After all that cuteness we're back to complaining. Honestly, there are two settings on this show. Complaining and catastrophe. Rodger says "My dream anniversary would definitely be Rachel and I on a beach alone no phones" but he knows that's not going to happen because their anniversary is always in the middle of fashion week. He suggests going to see a broadway show. Rachel points out that they don't do that even when it's not our anniversary. He says that's the point, that it's their anniversary so they should do something special. Instead she drags him along to a Donna Karan show. Demi Moore, Brooke Shields, and Susan Sarandon are there. The dresses are a mixture of hideous and mediocre. The models are creepy, red-lipped robots. Yes, this is soooo much better than a Broadway show. It's a sea of black and gray which Demi "lives in" but Rachel is going to take her out of her comfort zone this year so she can have a white moment. Rachel, I love you, but please stop saying that. Because all girls want an outfit that no one looks good in. Because if you intentionally have a nip slip wardrobe malfunction it's chic? Meh. Christian Siriano could have done it better. A simple, flattering dress slightly modified to be slightly unflattering. I like it, but then it's very simple. And we switch gears again to another unrelated topic (I've stopped keeping count). Someone just posted on Brad's twitter that Taylor is in NY. He is sitting with hair/makeup artist Joey by a window and tells him this. The only purpose of this segment is to bring up Taylor again so Brad can say "Taylor spent so much time trying to make me seem like an idiot, people started to believe I was an idiot. Now people are starting to see I'm really good at what i do." Thanks, Brad. Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming... Psych! Another unrelated topic! Sister Pam comes to sit with Rachel. She's leaving tomorrow which makes this a perfect time to have a conversation about Rachel not having kids. Cue promo scene at the end of last week's episode. We learn that Sister Pam is a single mom with two kids in suburbia which Rachel sees as the opposite of her life. I'd also like to point out that this does not really make her the best choice for recruiting new candidates for motherhood. If I had a sister with two children to take care of on my own I wouldn't be eager to follow in her footsteps if I had a loving husband and a fulfilling career. Rachel says that having children is an not impulsive decision. Most of her family lives across the country so they wouldn't be able to help and she has an "underlying fear that if I become a mom, my career goes out the window". While she would love to have children she would also be undertaking another obligation that would interfere with the obligations imposed by her career. I kind of love how she puts it. Instead of complaining that a child would be a pain, she says that if someone were coming to her saying mommy this and mommy that and constantly needing her help she would want to drop everything for them and that would cause her to neglect her responsibilities. Aw. No nanny, wet nurse, and loads of assistants roped into childcare for her. New scene! This show kind of has ADD. Rachel stands there like a little doll while Joey pins up her hair and Brad sews up her dress. The other straight woman in the room just hovers while the gays take charge. Her hair looks very pretty in an updo but she insists on undoing Joey's hard work (then why did you hire him?) and leaving her hair loose. Everyone protests and Brad says "You look like a couture Wicked Witch of the West with your hair down". That's certainly a nicer way of putting it. Rachel and Rodger are in the car/van/SUV with Brad in the back. Rachel: "I feel like there's no better way to spend our anniversary...going to a Marc Jacobs fashion show." Brad: "I feel like I really complete your anniversary." Brad asks if they want him to go to dinner with them after the show. Rachel: If you want me to get divorced. Brad interviews that "when Rodger's not around I assume the role of the fashion husband. Which I love". I wonder why everyone keeps inventing phrases. Stop being Gretchen from Mean Girls...white moment, fashion husband, fetch? It's not going to happen. Stop trying to make it happen. The Marc Jacobs show is full of different forms of tackiness. Fur and various shiny fabrics and way too much plaid. I'm frightened. Can't you just smize?  Plaid Squirrel-Human Mutant Hiking Scout Collaboration b/n Bowler Hatted Straight Guy and Ping Sexy Canadian Fishing Costume? I don't even know how to make a joke for this one... Jenna from Pretty Little Liars! After all of that wonderful fun, Rachel and Rodger drive off to have dinner at Babbo. Cute things are said. They're mostly killing time until they get there. Rachel tells him how Marc wished them a happy anniversary. She wonders if she's overdressed. He tells her that the common folk do occasionally dress up to go to dinner. Fashion Week Final Day: Rachel gets a call informing her that the stage at the Oscars will be white so they're requesting that no one wear a white gown. Gargh! Prerequisite Catastrophe! Happily, the episode's almost over this week so there's no time to make a big deal out of this. They're off to a Marchesa presentation. This is the sort of high fashion couture we've been waiting for. Bam! Vagina-highlighting black circle explosion! I can't shake the feeling that I've seen this fuzzy-sponge attack dress before... I love it FOR it's impracticality. The show is a presentation that involves all the models standing around in vignettes (translation: like mannequins) while people hover around them taking pictures and making notes. Rachel's attention is caught by a silver dress (that looks gold on the show and in the pictures I found). She says it's definitely a Best Dressed. It's the kind of dress a winner wears. I'm pretty sure it's the dress that Sandra Bullock wore when she won minus the shoulder blobs. Ooo, dramatic irony!  Rachel calls the team in LA to get the dress (vignette 6). Join me next week when there are apparently issues getting the dress. Future catastrophe! Hmn...I wonder why...>
Jessica Alba Upskirt Pics
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People often accuse me of pandering to the lowest common denominator and destroying the very fabric of society by posting upskirt pictures of celebrities. I disagree. I don’t think I’m “destroying the fabric of society.” I think I’m maybe rubbing up against the fabric of society on its towel rack in the bathroom because I’m [...]
Jessica Alba Upskirt Pics
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People often accuse me of pandering to the lowest common denominator and destroying the very fabric of society by posting upskirt pictures of celebrities. I disagree. I don’t think I’m “destroying the fabric of society.” I think I’m maybe rubbing up against the fabric of society on its towel rack in the bathroom because I’m [...]
Robert Pattinson and Barack Obama What One Common Trait Makes Them Big Celebrity
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Guess what is common between Robert Pattinson and Barack Obama. On the face of it, both are very much different. Robert is the most sought after Hollywood actor, and Obama is the President of the United States of America. Apart from the huge popularity that they both enjoy, there is a trait that makes them [...] Related posts:Robert Pattinson and Barack Obama shocker! Kristen Stewart-Is she involved in an experimental relationship with Robert Pattinson? Kristen Stewart-Is she involved in an experimental relationship with Robert Pattinson?
Shahrukh Khan explains How he lost weight for Ra One
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If Aamir Khan flaunted his trimmed and toned down body for â3 Idiotsâ, then Shahrukh Khan shed oodles of pounds for Ra. One. But unlike Aamirâs case, it wasnât a conscious effort on his part. This is how SRK lost weight: In a press conference, Shahrukh (who is stepping into superhero genre for the 1st [...] Related posts:Shahrukh Khan, Aamir Khan: Probables in Karan Joharâs Future Project! Aamir Khan, Shahrukh Khan: Common friends, Thanks to Twitter? Aamir and Shahrukh: Khan rivalry a figment of tabloidâs imagination
Mallika Sherawat sexy bombshell Is back with Double Dhamaal
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Bollywoodâs sexy bombshell Mallika Sherawat almost disappeared from the industry after her 2008 movie Maan Gaye Mughal-e-Azam. The actress turned westward for some time but now she is back and that too with Sanjay Dutt starrer movie Double Dhamaal, which is a sequel of 2007 hit movie Dhamaal. But, the strange fact is that the [...] Related posts:Mallika Sherawat, Katrina, Jiah and Tabu: Whatâs common to them? Mallika Sherawat & Amisha Patel: Topless Tales to Titillate Abhishek Bachchan, Sanjay Dutt, Nana Patekar: Next crazy Trio in âNew Hera Pheri!â
Frisky Readers Split Down The Middle On Drinking While Pregnant
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Earlier this week, Ami posted about a recent article that said it's becoming more common for women to have the occasional drink while pregnant. We polled you on what your drinking policy would be when you're pregnant and over 4,700 of you responded. I suspect the results were shocking no matter how you voted, in that it was basically split down the middle. Over 48.5 percent of you indicated that you would drink while pregnant anywhere from only "on special occasions" (22.85 percent) to "every now and then" (24.1 percent), with 1.5 percent (74 of you!) vowing to imbibe even more regularly—though I hope you're joking (as we were) about "passing the smokes." Meanwhile, over 51 percent of you said you would have a zero tolerance alcohol policy while pregs. So what gives?
Common Lost One Serena Serves Up Some Sexy In The Hamptons
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Serena Williams was out and about celebrating her cover of Hamptons magazine and we must say, she was lookin’ pretty darn good. Her skin looked flawless, her weave was on point and even with a boot on her injured foot she worked that pose and pulled it off. Looks like Common might have lost one. [...]
From 8216 I Hate Luv Storys ' 8216 Khatta Meetha ' 8216 Tere Bin Laden ' 8216 Udaan ' 8216 Peepli Live ' to 8216 Lafangey Parindey '
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Second half of 2010 has been pretty positive for Bollywood. There have been back to back successful films like ‘I Hate Luv Storys’, ‘Khatta Meetha’, ‘Tere Bin Laden’, ‘Udaan’, ‘Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai’, ‘Aisha’, ‘Peepli Live’ and now ‘Lafangey Parindey’. How one wishes the golden run continues! Kalki’s next release is called ‘The [...] Related posts:‘Lafangey Parindey’ survives Lamhaa, Tere Bin Laden, Udaan â The Three attractions of the week! Catch them if you can!! This week, has been an unusually path breaking one, with all the three B-Town releases being a little side tracked from the truly commercial pot boilers, and yet each having a distinct flavor of its own. So if you still havenât had the time to catch up with â Lamhaa, Tere Bin Laden and Udaan then read onâ¦â¦â¦â¦â¦ Lamhaa: This flick by Rahul Dholakia has a basic storyline about the Kashmiris, who are struggling to lead a normal life, yet are sometimes drawn into the utter chaos, which is pertaining there. The basic politically motivated turmoil, the tensions, curfews and the trauma of the common man, living in the once beautiful and lush Kashmir valley, is all wonderfully captured in the film. The protagonist played by Sanjay Dutt a police officer and Bipasha, a Kashmiri girl who falls in love with Sanjay and then the turmoil that they go through. Tere Bin Laden is a serious issue which has been tackled with a very comic structure of the storyline, which is woven with pure fun moments and comic relief. The flick, directed by debutant Abhishek Sharma, has a very cool and contemporary take on a serious issue. The story is based on a young boy belonging to the ordinary strata of society, who wants to make a bright future for himself in the U.S. The events of how he manages to migrate there follow, giving one funny moment after another. Udaan â This movie is directed by debutant director Vikramaditya Motwani. The flick is based on the trials and tribulations of the young generation and how the strict rules imposed upon young minds often lead to rebellious situations. The storyline is all about a young guy who returns home from hostel, after about 8 years of schooling there. On his return, he discovers that life was an almost treachery path, due to a step brother, and a dad who was the strictest form of Hitler, if there ever was one. The struggle of the young guy to make his life more meaningful, against all odds, is what makes it an excellent watch. The basic story, of a young students struggle to make good on his own, is almost gripping to a point and it makes one identify with oneâs own self and real life situations with utmost impact. This new take on the problems faced by the youth all over the world is certainly a great effort by the director and the cast, to make the point of freedom at a certain level necessary drive home. Thus all the three flicks, Lamhaa, Tere Bin Laden and Udaan are a must watch for those seeking for some meaningful and theme based cinema! Sajid Nadiadwalaâs Anjaana Anjaani Music now out on T-Series Cassettes and CDâs
Facial Yoga Home Based Remedy For Looking And Staying Young
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All people want flawless, younger looking skin. We are even ready to shed money to get that look, be it on some miracle, age defying, creams. While those who are brave enough and have the money are ready to go under the knife and get face lifts done, remove the wrinkles and even get botox [...] Related posts:Facial Toning Exercise: Benefits and procedure of facial exercise Lamhaa, Tere Bin Laden, Udaan â The Three attractions of the week! Catch them if you can!! This week, has been an unusually path breaking one, with all the three B-Town releases being a little side tracked from the truly commercial pot boilers, and yet each having a distinct flavor of its own. So if you still havenât had the time to catch up with â Lamhaa, Tere Bin Laden and Udaan then read onâ¦â¦â¦â¦â¦ Lamhaa: This flick by Rahul Dholakia has a basic storyline about the Kashmiris, who are struggling to lead a normal life, yet are sometimes drawn into the utter chaos, which is pertaining there. The basic politically motivated turmoil, the tensions, curfews and the trauma of the common man, living in the once beautiful and lush Kashmir valley, is all wonderfully captured in the film. The protagonist played by Sanjay Dutt a police officer and Bipasha, a Kashmiri girl who falls in love with Sanjay and then the turmoil that they go through. Tere Bin Laden is a serious issue which has been tackled with a very comic structure of the storyline, which is woven with pure fun moments and comic relief. The flick, directed by debutant Abhishek Sharma, has a very cool and contemporary take on a serious issue. The story is based on a young boy belonging to the ordinary strata of society, who wants to make a bright future for himself in the U.S. The events of how he manages to migrate there follow, giving one funny moment after another. Udaan â This movie is directed by debutant director Vikramaditya Motwani. The flick is based on the trials and tribulations of the young generation and how the strict rules imposed upon young minds often lead to rebellious situations. The storyline is all about a young guy who returns home from hostel, after about 8 years of schooling there. On his return, he discovers that life was an almost treachery path, due to a step brother, and a dad who was the strictest form of Hitler, if there ever was one. The struggle of the young guy to make his life more meaningful, against all odds, is what makes it an excellent watch. The basic story, of a young students struggle to make good on his own, is almost gripping to a point and it makes one identify with oneâs own self and real life situations with utmost impact. This new take on the problems faced by the youth all over the world is certainly a great effort by the director and the cast, to make the point of freedom at a certain level necessary drive home. Thus all the three flicks, Lamhaa, Tere Bin Laden and Udaan are a must watch for those seeking for some meaningful and theme based cinema! Jennifer Aniston: Get Skin Like Her At Very Little Cost
DNA Tests Hitler Descended From Jews Africans
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Belgian Journalist and Historian Found Chromosome in Hitler's Relatives That's Rare in Europe and Common Among Jews and Africans