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Anne Heche Golden Girl
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Anne Heche drops by Dave Letterman’s show to promote her series “Hung,” and she rocked the show in gold. The TV star looks fresh and healthy while hanging out with Dave, but her mini frock seemed to be too metallic, too shiny and too crinkled for the hotseat. Well, we don’t really care much about [...]
Anne Heche is a really great actress......
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Anne Heche is a really great actress, you guys.
Anne Heche s Home Was Burglarized Last Week
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I'd be beside myself if I came home and my home was burglarized, but 'Hung' star Anne Heche didn't seem too worried, judging from what she told David Letterman. "Our summer was so boring, except last week, our house was robbed," the 41-year-old Hung star said, adding that the burglars got away with computers, iPods, jewels and other valuables. They must have a good insurance policy; Anne describes this as if it was some excitement :) Anne's son Homer got worked up about one thing: the stolen Wii. "What? The Wii?" Heche said, imitating her little boy. "Oh my God, was there a game in it?!?" Those are a kid's priorities- LOL. Thank goodness no one was hurt. Photos by FAME
Love it or Hate it Anne Heche
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Here is Anne Heche yesterday arriving at “The Late Show with David Letterman” in New York. I’m not a huge fan of the brown outfit, but how about you?
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Actress Anne Heche in her Los Angeles home. Jay L. In the HBO series "Hung," now in its second season, Anne Heche plays Jessica, the dotty ex-wife of Ray, a football coach ( Thomas Jane) who turns to prostitution so he can afford to rebuild his home after a fire. For Heche, 41, the role caps a career...
Horrorgasm I Know What You Did Last Summer
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Hi Gasmii!  It's that time of the week already!  I don't know about you all but it is hot as hell outside at the P-Baby abode which serves as an excuse for me to sit in my underwear eating popsicles on the couch all day.  Since I seem to be stuck in the 90's as of late, this week's Horrorgasm  is the Jennifer Tits Hewitt/Freddie Prinze Jr. masterpiece I Know What You Did Last Summer.  Boy, I bet those two crazy kids wish that it was the late 90's again when Can't Hardly Wait and She's All That were tops at the box office.  Instead, Jennifer's latest project has her playing a massage therapist hooker with a mild cocaine addiction (which oddly doesn't sound like that much of a stretch) and Freddie's most current role is Sarah Michelle Gellar's bitch.  (Side note:  While I may snark a bit on old Fred here, I must say that I never expected him and Sarah to turn love on a the set of a crappy slasher into an 8 year marriage and cute baby daughter.  Hat's off to you for beating the odds thus far.  That said, I'll eat my right hand if Sarah did't dabble in a bit of the Ryan Phillipe long dong on the set of Cruel Intentions.)  Also, it was streaming on Netflix Instant Play which=awesome! As we open across a picturesque cliffside with waves smashing, some generic rock music plays in the background as we see a winding road and some random dude drinking, sitting cliffside looking like he is contemplating a jump. I'd probaby jump too if I was wearing overalls. Fireworks and balloons go off celebrating the 4th of July and we are now at the scene of a beauty pageant. I couldn't quite make out the banner of what the winning title was so let's just call it the Miss Krusty Krotch pageant. Sarah Michelle Gellar is one of the finalists and we see her field a pageant question wearing the top of the line from Kathy Ireland's swimwear collection. She does fair better answering her question than this bitch did. Sarah blathers on about her desire to be a serious actress while Freddie, Tits McGee and Mr. Witherspoon watch from the balcony. It looks like for the sake of the movie, Ryan and Sarah are a couple while Tits does what she does best, sitting there smiling like a virgin with 90's bangs.  Sarah wins the pageant and I bet Ariel and Sebastian are frantic with worry as to where the rest of the Mermaid Kingdom suddenly disappeared to. Ryan is about a billion times more celebratory for this victory than when Reese took home the Best Actress Academy Award. Mr. Pouty Face should really check the ego at the door, because the closest he's going to get to Oscar is when Reese lets him use the shitter and he has to walk past the mantle. Following Sarah's win, the kiddies hit up a party. Tits and Sarah cruise the party like the 90's queens they are and Tits gets hit on by Johnny Galecki, who is forever in my good graces for playing Rusty Griswald in Christmas Vacation. Johnny is a total creeper here though, so Tits gets a pass on blowing him off. Tits looks just like how I remember her in her hey day, all wide-eyed and stringy-banged with cleavage galore. Ryan interrupts Johnny's attempt at bodily fluid exchange and proposes a toast to their upcoming summer of immature decadence. Ha, what a coincidence. Ryan lives like that in real life too! Talk about world's colliding. Johnny and Ryan get into a bit of a scruff, which Freddie promptly breaks up. Then Sarah entices Ryan by taking a stroll down to Dawson's Cove. Kevin Williamson sure has a boner for the name Dawson. Ryan drives like a bat out of hell along the the Dead Man's Curve we saw earlier in the beginning of the movie. I'd like to state that right now at 9 minutes into the movie, I still have no idea what the main characters' names are. It may be because Mr. P-Baby is chattering next to me about Big Brother and the Chenbot or it may be because I don't really care. Probably a smattering of both. Anyway, the lovebirds tell scary stories around a fire on the beach while drinking Peach Schnapps and the story is about some fool getting decapitated with a hook. Mind-numbing arguing ensues. Mr P-Baby would like to interject his two cents at this moment. Freddie lectures us about urban legends stemming from some real life incident while Ryan and Sarah get busy filling their asscracks with sand. Meanwhile, Freddie and Tits chastly hold hands and express their understanding of one another. Tits is sad because Freddie is going off to college and she's afraid he'll forget her. Don't be ridiculous Tits. Flash the girls and you're made in the shade. Tits lets Freddie get a couple squeezes in while some alternative accoustic singing goes on. After sufficient copulation has occurred, Ryan reluctantly hands over the keys to his car since he's blitzed. Freddie drives but gets distracted by Ryan's emotional reading of I Have A Dream. Well, obviously something bad was bound to happen as these things go and Freddie drills someone that unfortunately happened to be wandering in the middle of the road at night.  I say if you're dumb enough to be there in the first place then you should be prepared to suffer the consequences, but I also don't believe in exacting revenge dressed like Satan's fisherman with a hook. The car spins out of control and Ryan's first concern is his the condition of his bumper. Ehh, dead bodies, vengeful psychos, no big deal as long as the Beamer's fine. They think the cause of the accident is a deer until Tits discovers a rubber boot on the side of the road. They take off trying to find the injured party and the first of many Tits screams occurs when they discover a body a little further up the way. Freddie checks his pulse and judging by the meat sauce the guy's face has turned into, it's decided he's dead. Heated conversation about what course of action they should take follows this diagnosis. It goes a little something like this. Freddie: (Wide-eyed stare, look scared) Uh oh guys. I think this gentleman is dead. Ryan: Dude, I'm fuckin' wasted man, I ain't going down for this. Yo Sarah, let's bail. Sarah: Weeeeeeeeeee!  I've got a tiara! Glitter! Ponies! Jennifer: Ok guys, calm down. We can call the cops. I'll take the fall for the alcohol and dead guy. After I let old Sherriff Saggy Sack motorboat the girls in the holding cell for awhile, he'll let me go scott free. No biggie. Freddie: (Wide-eyed stare, look brave)  No, Jennifer. I will not let that happen. I guess it will be declared manslaughter. I will do the right thing and own up to driving. Ryan: You fuckers can do whatever you want but I'm out. Sarah, get your hot little ass over here and let's roll. Sarah: PUPPIES! DIAMONDS!! RAINBOWS!! La la la la la! Jennifer: Jesus Christ. Throw the the fucker over the cliff. Just as this conversation is taking place, Creeper Johnny pulls up beside them on the road. Tits runs over to ensure he doesn't suspect anything and blames their halt on Ryan's puking to avoid soiling the car. Johnny is still  creepy and continues on his way after giving Freddie a hard time. So after all that, these assholes decide the best option is to throw the dead guy is some random body of water. But before they do this, Tits suggests checking to see if he has a wallet for some form of identification. Sarah bends down to check him and the dead guy isn't dead after all. He snatches her tiara off her head and falls into the water. Sarah loses her shit so Drunk Ryan decides to jump in the murky water after the guy they just hit with a car who we now know to be alive to retrieve it for her. Ryan, next time, come see P-Baby. For $5, access to Michael's, and a glue gun, you got yourself a tiara. So as we all know, the dead guy is actually alive, really pissed off, and can hold his breath for a freakishly long amount of time. The Mensa founders wander off and vow to never speak of this evening again. Good thing this happened in 1997. You know Jennifer "Yeah, I dated Jamie Kennedy" Love Hewitt would be all over that Twitter as soon as she got home if this happened in 2010. JLoveTits: Just had a crazy night with @BuffyPrinzeJr. Hope @It'sPhil-i-pee's car is ok! I'm sure that guy we hit will be fine. So something gets left behind on the dock and for the life of me I can't see what it is. Help me out Gasmii! I even took to the IMDB I Know What You Did Last Summer message boards and couldn't find it. Anyway, for shit's sake let's just say it was Tits's Social Security card.  The clock count is 23 minutes and I've now discovered Tits's name is Julie and RyDouche's name is Barry. I think we'll go with the originals, shall we? One year later and Tits is now a proud college student, though still rocking those unfortunate bangs. Tits is at the end of her freshman year and about to return home for the summer. Tits is reluctant to go home and has trouble eating, making conversation, and generally behaving normally. Her mom thinks she's on drugs because she's lost weight and looks awful. I lost a bunch of weight my freshman year of college but I chalk it up to a mild case of mono and a year long addiction to hard boiled eggs. While in the den, Tits finds a letter for her with no return address. She opens it, and it's quite cryptic, to say the least. Tits is taken aback and spends the rest of the evening sitting in the dark staring at the letter pondering its origins. The next day, Tits and her overalls pay a visit to a store owned by Sarah's sister, played by Bridgette Wilson. Tits is looking mighty fresh today, I must say. As is the rest of the crew for that matter. Tits finds Sarah, who is apparently named Helen (really? Helen?) and this is the first time they've seen each other in a year. Tits shows Sarah the note and the ladies rack their miniscule brains as to who could possibly know. Cue RyDouche. So as much as I think Ryan is a total wiener, he redeems himself slightly by informing the two harpies that they look like shit run over twice. Awesome. Apparently Sarah and Ryan are no longer fuck buddies so he's not exactly thrilled to see them. Tits reveals to Sarah and Ryan that the guy they so callously left behind was named David Egan and he was found three weeks later after his body was caught in a shrimp net. They ask Tits about Freddie and she tells them they broke up as well. That's sad. If Jennifer Love Hewitt and Freddie Prinze Jr. ever procreated in real life, their offspring would be the Jack Nicholson of the Lifetime Movie Network. Anyway, Ryan deduces that Creeper Johnny could possibly know about the hit and run and decides to pay him a visit at Johnny's place of work, a fishery (I guess that's what it's called where fish are caught and gutted.) Ryan tells Johnny that he'll kill him if he finds out that he sent the letter or if he tells anyone else while threatening him with a huge fish hook. Attaboy Ryan. Way to play it cool. They pay Freddie a visit, who has gone on to become a fisherman over the past year. Freddie asks to talk to Tits alone and he blows the letter off as Johnny just screwing around. He's pretty cavalier for the fellow who was at the helm of this whole debacle. I'd be shitting my pants if I was about to be blackmailed and/or gutted with a hook. Back to Johnny, who is hard at work shucking oysters or some shit with sea creatures. Since Johnny is a side character and we're 38 minutes into a slasher where no one has died, Johnny gets a fishing hook to the neck. Ladies and gentleman, we have a killer! Back with Ryan, he takes out some aggression on a punching bag, which basically serves as another reason for the writers to keep Mr. Phillippe in a tank top or shirtless. Cue gym shower scene. So shirtless Ryan finishes up in the shower and walks back to his locker to discover a polaroid of his car with "I Know." scrawled on the bottom. I guess we can chalk Ryan up as a believer now. He also discovers his jacket is missing from his locker and runs outside the gm just in time to see his precious BMW get stolen. The driver of the BMW commences chasing Ryan down the road, running him over and smashing him into a pile of old crates and glass. Ryan survives this crash (Crash of marriage to Reese, well I'd say he's still recovering.) and we finally see an image of what this crazy killer looks like, albeit upside down. He threatens Ryan with his hook but decides to let him live. So later on everyone gathers in Ryan's hospital room as he recovers from his accident. It goes a little something like this. Jennifer: I told you that you all should have just let me handle the cops. Now Babyface is all banged up and no one can see my jugs in this sweater. Freddie: (Wide-eyed stare, look insistent yet scared)  Guys, I really think we should just turn ourselves in. This has gone way too far. I will go tell them now. Sarah: Ooooooooh, shiny! Ryan: Hey fuckers, we're not telling anyone. We find out who David Egan rolled with and one of them gots to know something. Jennifer: Yeah, ok. And if they don't want to talk, I'll let my girls do the talking. Freddie: I don't know if that will work. I really think we need to just end this now. Sarah: Bouncy bed, bouncy bed, and bouncy bouncy bouncy. Jennifer: Christ almighty. Let's fucking go already. Sarah and Jennifer take to the internet to look up David Egan. They end up discovering some newspaper articles and find out he has a sister. Pinky and The Brain decide it would be a good idea to pay her a visit. The two manage to navigate their way to the Egan household and Sarah wisely warns Tits that they could easily end up in a well. No one answers the door when Tits knocks, so they go around to the side of the house bumping into Creepy Anne Heche. Anne Heche definitely weirds me out in real life, so I suppose this role is perfect for her. Tits lies and says her car is broken down, asking to use the phone indoors. While inside, Sarah discovers a trench coat hanging on the back of a door. And we've now located red herring # 1. Anne introduces herself as Missy, and Tits plays dumb, asking if Missy has any siblings. She tells her about David dying the summer prior and Tits continues to pry, asking about Missy's living arrangements, other family members, her sex life, medical history, etc. Tits, lay off with the inquisition, all right? Missy doesn't even know you, and is potentially killing your group of friends with a fishing hook. Missy reveals that a guy named Billy Blue stopped by shortly after David's death to pay his respects, giving the ladies a much needed clue to the identity of the killer. After their road trip adventure, Tits drops Sarah off at home to settle in for a good night's sleep. Sarah's Dad watches TV at the same volume Papa P-Baby watches which is just one decibel below a Van Halen stadium concert. This loud volume allows for the killer to enter Sarah's home and whisk away upstairs with his hook. He stows away in her closet which tweaks my childhood phobia like no other and waits while she gets ready for bed. Sarah's sister comes in and acts like a bitch for awhile before leaving her alone. The next morning Sarah wakes up to her tiara on her head and a busted weave that would make Britney proud. She's got "Soon" written across her mirror and smashes it to pieces. Sarah, now not only are you being targeted by a psycho but you just earned yourself 7 years bad luck. You should really think before acting so rash. Sarah calls Tits and tells her to get her ass over to her house. On the way, Tits hears odd noises coming from her trunk and pulls over, only to discover Johnny's dead body inside covered in crabs. The sea crabs, not those pesky pubic crabs, though that's probably feasible too. I mean, what do we really know about Johnny's personal life? Tits seeks Ryan and Sarah to show them the body but all I can look at is Sarah's outift. Then Tits starts yelling to the killer in the famous scene where she's all "What are you waiting for, Killer?" Ryan flips out and decides that Freddie must be the killer, going to confront him.  Tweedledee and Tweedleduh stand around watching, though I'm finding it hard to concentrate on anything besides Sarah's outfit. It all went down like this: Ryan: You motherfucker!  You gotta be the killer, cuz nothing bad ain't happened to you yet. Freddie:  (Wide-eyed stare, look surprised) What are you talking about Ryan?  I did not do anything.  In fact, I got a letter myself. Ryan: Fuck that man, a letter.  Sarah got her hair hacked, Tits is cruising around with bodies and crabs in the trunk and I got my ass run over by a psycho in a rain coat.  Your letter ain't shit. Sarah: myhairmyhairmyhairmyhairmyhairmyhairwhere'smytiaramyhairmyhair. Tits: Will you asshats please stop yelling at each other?  You're making my chest hurt. So after these losers stop arguing, they decide they're better off helping each other out.  Tits reveals the name Billy Blue to everyone, and the fact that they went to visit David's sister.  They look up David Egan in the yearbook and formulate a plan to lure the killer after them back to town in the form of attending a Fourth of July parade.  Tits decides she is going to revisit Missy and have her look through a yearbook to identify Billy Blue by picture.  Good plan Tits. Sarah sits high on her Krusty Krotch throne waving at all her admirers during the parade and all is well until she sees a trench coated figure in the crowd.  Ryan runs after him and tackles the guy who ends up being some old man who just gets his rocks off by dressing like a total creep during the day. Tits pays another visit to Missy and once again no one answers the door.  Tits wanders upon a bunch of dead wild turkeys and Missy pops out of nowhere with a knife. Back at the parade, Sarah looks up and sees the real killer, hook in hand, on a balcony.  She better make the best of her next ten minutes of screen time because her outlook is dismal. Missy finds out that David Egan actually killed himself and even left a suicide note and Tits's mind is blown.  After arguing with Missy for a couple minutes, Tits finally rubs two braincells together and realizes the guy they hit is not Missy's brother David and is someone else altogether.  Sounds like it's about time for Tits to hand this case over to someone else. Ryan and Sarah are chilling backstage at the Krusty Krotch pageant while Sarah is spooked by the killer she saw earlier.  She goes back onstage as the previous year's winner while Ryan watches from the balcony.  Watch out behind you Ryan!  Well, 71 minutes into the movie and the first of our four main cast members gets killed.  Ryan suffers some hooks to the gut and Sarah loses it as she sees it all happening from the stage.  She takes a cop up to the balcony to investigate but Ryan's body is already gone.  Rent-A-Cop completely misses the dripping blood on the balcony and shoes Sarah away. Later that night, Rent-A-Cop drives Sarah home while taunting her about her claims of a killer with a hook.  He sure is a dick for a guy who just glossed over an entire crime scene.  He takes her down an alley due to a barricade in the road from the parade.  He agrees to put a search out for Ryan and happens upon the killer having car trouble in the alley.  Rent-A-Cop gets killed and Sarah is now trapped in the back of the cop car.  She manages to bust out with a Buffy kick to the window.  She runs to her store with the killer in hot pursuit.  Now I know Sarah is more capable than she is appearing here.  How else did she kill so much vampire ass for seven years? Sarah's twat sister is still at work and lets Sarah into the store.  Sarah is positively losing her mind at this point and I absolutely hate in horror movies when one of the characters knows about a killer on the lose and no one believes them.  It drives me fucking crazy.  Don't stupid side characters know by now that they need to listen to the psychotic ramblings of their higher billed stars if they want to live?  Bridgette Wilson unfortunately does not heed P-Baby's advice and gets sliced by the hooked killer fisherman at the back door.  Luckily, Bridgette is married to Pete Sampras in real life, so she'll be ok in the long run. Pointless pursuit goes on for the next five minutes or so, but we all know what's going to happen. So as Sarah is being attacked, Tits hops on Google and finds out that David Egan had a girlfriend named Susie who was killed in a car accident caused by David.  Susie was survived by her mourning father Ben, who's occupation is...a local fisherman! Oh yeah, Sarah gets whacked in an alley. Tits is frantic after putting it all together and runs to Freddie's boat.  Tits tries to explain to Freddie the whole story about David and Susie and Ben and he acts totally creepy for no reason at all besides probably wanting another shot at Tits's chest.  Just as she is about to board the boat, she notices it is named Billy Blue and realizes he is the friend that went to see Missy.  God, just when I thought Tits was growing a brain.  Obviously Freddie can't be the killer. She runs away from Freddie who chases after her for a short time only to get knocked out by another random fisherman on the pier.  Tits tells the fisherman she needs to call the police but he directs her to boards his boat to get away from Freddie.  If I'm Tits and I know the killer is a fisherman, the last thing I'm going to do is hop on some strange guy's boat in the harbor in the middle of the night.  I'm not Tits though and that's a good thing because Tits just discovered the Wall O'Crazy (see Danny Glover's apartment Saw) of newspaper clippings and pictures on the boat she just got on. Tits realizes that the fisherman who just "rescued" her is the killer and she is pretty much fucked unless Freddie gets his act together and chases after her with his boat.  Speaking of which, here he comes! So Freddie and the killer beat each other up for awhile while Tits releases some chain that is hooked to the mast or something of the fishing boat.  More fighting goes on Freddie gets knocked overboard because Tits distracts him like a dumb slut.  Ok I've had enough.  Nothing interesting happens over the course of the next 10 minutes except Freddie climbs back on board and Tits discovers Sarah and Ryan's body on ice, unleashing more screaming.  Shut the fuck up Tits.  My ears are still bleeding from your sorry excuse for a singing career and I'm still waiting for that medical bill to get paid. Through a series of boat mishaps, the killer's hand gets cut off and he gets thrown in the water, allowing for Tits and Freddie to escape, free to torture us with the continuation of their acting careers. So Freddie tells Tits the whole reason he went to see Missy was because the guilt was eating away at him.  He also says they are in the clear because they never killed anyone.  Hey asshole.  When you run someone over on the road and leave him for dead in a lake, then keep it a secret for a year, that does not = in the clear.  Last time I checked, you idiots are still on the hook for a felony hit and run charge in the state of North Carolina. Freddie tells Tits he is still in love with her and I officially add new Macbook Pro to my compensation list along with my medical bill since I just vomited all over the keyboard.  God I hate them. Finally we see Tits as a happy college co-ed once again, jumping in the shower wrapped in a towel.  Christ Tits, put the girls away. After the shower, Tits finds another note left for her on a bench by a friend who picked up the mail.  Not to worry Tits, it's just a pool party invite!  Tits goes back into the shower and sees the words "I Still Know" written in steam on the shower door glass.  She looks around just in time to see the killer jumping at her from behind the shower door.  Oh shit!  It's time for a motherfucking sequel! That's all Gasmii! What's next? Keep in mind I am lazy and it's hot outside so as little exertion as possible to obtain the next movie is the #1 priority! Love you all!
K K Take Miami Jealousy Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
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Hey guys it's Swellmel again. Flipit has given me the greenlight to takeover recapping "Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami" for the rest of the season. PREVIOUSLY ON KOURTNEY AND KHLOE TAKE MIAMI Khloe pays a visit to the delicious hamburger Zip Lock brains of John Wayne Gacy while Scott and his band of merry Tea-baggers round up Kourtneyâs Dash Girls and have a âsoft openingâ of Club MIA. At the club opening, Scott calls Dash girl Katy a prostitute and then gives himself a âman-ginaâ to apologize. Kourtney finds out and gets pissed at Scott, baby Mason thinks his family is fucking crazy and oh yeah, Khloe tries to warn everyone within a 10-mile radius of her that Scott is a Patrick Bateman sociopath. Good times. JEALOUSLY MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER⦠The title of this weekâs episode is ominous. I think Kourt is going to try to enact some sweet revenge Fry Girl style against Scott. Yet somehow I think this is going to backfire on her like that time Melrose Placeâs Alison tried to make Billy jealous by dating her sex and alcohol addicted rehab roommate. Btw was it just me or was Alison the most annoying character ever? I still want to know how the fuck did she oust Amanda and become President of D&D in Season 3? Alison was an alcoholic ex-secretary who didnât come to work half the time because she was with Keith, Zach, Steve or on a drinking binge or pretending to still be blind, etc. Anyway, enough of my Melrose Place rant. INTRO Proper British music plays and young chaps on ponies play polo. Khlo-ho asks Kourtney which is her favorite horse and Kourtney says that one. Way to be specific Kourtney. Khloe sighs and says he's so hot. With an ass as fine as that you know E! had to trademark it. "He really is" seconds Kourtney. Scott and Mason, who by the way must have been dressed by Daddy Scott today, are confused by Kourtney and Khloe's fawning over the horse. Check it out, both Mason and Scott have the same expression. What's the big deal? It's just a fucking a horse. If you want to see a hot horse check out Sarah Jessica Parker. Kourtney and Khloe walk over to the polo players. One of the guys asks them if it is their first polo match? Khloe responds "it's my first but Kourtney has been before." Kourtney walks up to the horse, touches it and exclaims "OHH THEY'RE SOO WET." Cue the Ron Jeremy music... Polo guy asks the girls if they're interested in some riding lessons. Kourtney is afraid and Khloe wants to know why. Well, this one time...at band camp.... In the background, Scott is holding Mason at a weird angle and appears to be eyeballing measurements. Yes, I think I can get my pink suit in baby size for you. Polo Guy... we'll call him Jockey Nicodemus (on break from the Secret of NIMH), finally convinces Kourtney to ride his Ginuwine Pony. His saddle is waitingâ¦.come jump on it⦠Kourtney has issues putting on her riding hat. She exclaims âwhose head does this fit?â I wonder if she said the same thing to Scott? Hmm well, that explains how Mason got here. Jiminy crickets this jimmy hat is too small. Kourtney finally gets her jimmy hat on and Scott yells for her to hold on tight to which Jockey Nicodemus replies "will do." Sometimes Scott can be so self-absorbed. Kourt Kourt manages to hit a ball (yay something she's good at) and Khloe smiles approvingly while Scott and Mason are having a deep conversation. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour. (Mason pukes) Yes, Mason, I think Costello reeks of vomit too. Khloe tells the camera that Jockey Nicodemus is totally flirting and 'David Copping-a-feel' but Scott is such a dumbass that he doesn't see it. IN THE CAR... On their way home from the polo match, Khloe and Kourtney discuss Jockey Nicodemus. Khloe asks if he was holding Kourtney and Kourtney says that he was. In fact, she tells Khloe the whole thing was like a sexual experience. Then Scott from the back seat suddenly chimes in "I'm kinda in the mood for a taco." LOLZ Mmmm.. Damn Scott, you may be a sociopath, but you're right. I could so go for a Moe's Funkmeister combo right now!!! Cue opening credits.... WALKING THE STREETS OF MIAMI... Khloe, Kourtney and Mason are out for a stroll. Khloe is gushing how she is so excited to be going home to Lamar and to sleep with him in their bed... Mason looks displeased. Hey Miss Piggy, can you lay off the sex talk? I just ate and don't want to spit up Gerber all over my new threads from Poppa Scott. Kourtney tells the camera that she is "letting" Khloe go home to see Lamar. Aha so it is true! The Fry Kids do control the Hamburglar! It's easy to get hamburger addicts to do what you want. Just ask Popeye and Wimpy. Kourtney says Khloe has to come right back because there is a lot of work to do at DASH. Khloe changes the subject and asks Kourt if she had fun at the polo match. Kourtney did but mentions that Scott didn't get jealous.  Khloes shouts "he should be riding your nut sack" and Kourtney laughs, "Riding my nuts. Like I was riding that horse." Poor Mason is once again caught in the middle of this hot mess. Mason - "I'll send an S.O.S. to the world I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my Message in a bottle, yeah" Electronic music begins to play. Oh yeah!!! Sounds like a mother fucking montage is coming... HEADING HOME TO L.A. We are treated to a sweet montage of airports, planes, automobiles and Rodeo Drive. Finally, we are at Khloe and Lamar's house. KHLOE AND LAMAR'S HOUSE Lamar opens the front door, grunts like Shrek and then yells "YOOOOO!!!" The Big Bad Wolf is home. Where's my little piggy? Get out! You can't come in, not by the hair of my chinny chin chin. Nah I'm just playing. Seriously I'm just playing!!! Help!! LATER THAT NIGHT...RUB-A-DUB-DUB TWO DUDES IN A TUB... Lamar and Khloe are luxuriating in the tub. I wonder if they have any of those '80s Scribble Sticks bath tub crayons. Remember those? If you don't check out this link. The commercial is hilarious! Scribble Sticks Anyway, back to Khloe and Lamar. Khlo-ho asks Lamar if he would like bubble hair. Ohhhhohoho. Thank you, Boo. Later you're gonna get something real special...hows about a pearl necklace? Btw I have to point this out. What the hell is on Lamar's chest? It looks like a demonic Cabbage Patch Kid chilling above his nipple. And this here is "Boobie Smalls". Watch out cause this bitch gives mean purple nurples. Lamar tells Khloe the plan was when he goes on the road, she goes on the road and when he's home, she's home. Hmm on one hand you gotta like that Lamar wants her around because he's less likely to pull a Tiger Woods. On the other hand, to me at least, all that time together would be smothering. Khloe tells Lamar she doesn't want to go back to Miami. Also have you noticed since Khloe has been around Lamar, she has been talking nonstop in a babytalk voice? Khloe, you are showing sociopathic tendencies. Remember what Lamar said: Khlo-ho, if your stupid ass tries to kill me, thereâs gonna be a whole lot of Chocolate Rain hurt up in this mofo. You feel me? Lamar tells her "it's all good though" and Khloe repeats "I don't want to go back to Miami" and Lamar repeats "it's all good though" and Khloe... OMG enough you two round robins!!! Finally, Khloe says "give me kissy" and the two Mr. Bubbles make-out in the tub. Then the action moves from the bathroom to the closet??!?! Those poor shoes and clothes. It's bad enough that they have to cloth those two bodies but now they have to see Lamar and Khloe bump uglies. If you think that's bad imagine what we see on a daily basis in the kitchen. Blanky can't even sit at the kitchen table anymore... Fortunately for the occupants of the closet, Rob Kardashian arrives in the nick-of-time to cock block Lamar and Khlo-ho. I owed the Brave Little Toaster a favor. Rob asks if Khloe and Lamar always hang out in the closet in their towels. I don't know Rob, maybe you should get a nanny-cam and find out. Khloe tells the camera that Lamar felt sorry for Rob and invited him to stay with them. Khloe is on the fence about the situation. She's a newly wed and wants alone time. Rob asks Lamar if he is interested in some NBA game time. Lamar is like hellz yeah he loved to play some video games! Unfortunately, he has to play Dr. Feelgood with Khloe first. Back to Khloe. She tells the camera she got lucky with Rob living with them. Yay! Then a montage of Rob and Khloe arguing plays for our viewing pleasure. Khloe - "Get out of my shower." Rob - "Don't you knock?" Khloe -"Shut up baby dick". Rob - "Hey the water was cold, ho-bucket!" It's called the Happy Hands Club, Khloe! No, it's not gay! See it goes like this... Rob - "Khloe! Water would be nice!" Khloe - "You're such a waste of space!" Rob - "Damn! See that? I totally out-performed you! I'm the KING OF HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3!!!!" Khloe to Lamar "I'm wearing the leopard panties you like. Rarrrr". Rob- "Khloe, stop being a whore!!!" BACK IN MIAMI AT DASH... Kourtney asks Danielle who sent her the flowers and Danielle replies her boyfriend. Kourtney says awwww. Danielle says her boyfriend has two phones and the other day she heard him talking to his ex-girlfriend on the Palm Pre. Say what? Uh oh. Those were apology flowers. Kourtney doesn't care though and starts talking about herself. She tells the DASH Girls that the other day this guy, Jockey Nicodemus, was flirting hardcore with her in front of Scott, but Scott didn't get jealous. The girls are horrified and say "what a douche." Kourtney tells them that Scott now only seems to get jealous of Kourtney interacting with other girls. (Kourt flashes back to Scott getting jealous). DASH girl Jacqui tells Kourtney to definitely have a Girls Night but not at MIA because that place sucked. My retinas are still recovering from the laser lights, and I've been having Matilda Bay Wine Cooler nightmares. BACK IN L.A. AT LAMAR AND KHLOE'S... Khloe is speaking in baby talk again. Uh oh! Hide the kitchen knives Lamar!! Hamburglar is jonesing... Khloe and Lamar: The Early Years... Khloe and Lamar are cuddling on the couch and Khloe attempts to broach the subject of Rob being a pain in the ass cock block. Lamar thinks it's cool though that Rob is living with them; Lamar who is an only child thinks of Rob like a little brother. And Khloe can sorta relate since she comes from a family of 10. Seacrest is now a member of the family? Sorry Broday, you've been replaced. Montage of Rob and Lamar doing brotherly things. Let's go play laser tag! Alright!!! BACK IN MIAMI: KOURTNEY'S CONDO... Fry Girl Kourt is reading Life & Style Mag and chatting with her friend Jackie on the phone. Jackie is the girl from last season that Kourtney made out with that resulted in Scott screaming with jealously, "WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TOO?" I like to read. Jackie tells Kourtney she is singing and has a boyfriend now. Kourtney is like no way! So I guess she pulled an Anne Heche and wandered around aimlessly from house to house claiming to be kidnapped by aliens, stopped by "Men in Trees" and bam landed a singing contract and a man. Kourtney and Khloe make plans to catch up later. BACK IN L.A. AT KHLOE AND LAMAR'S CRIB... Rob and Lamar are playing video games while Khloe's bitch face continues to grow. Lamar is chanting "It's amazing how I keep winning. How I'm the best at 2K10." "Put it in the hoop like slam! And that's how I beat Shaq"- Aaron Carter Khloe interrupts and says "we should buy more books." Lamar replies "ummmm.' I wouldn't mind having a Harry Potter book club. You down Lamar? Ohhh yeah H.P.!!! I still can't believe Harry was a horcrux. That shit blew my mind. Oops did I spoil it for you Khlo-ho? Lamar, how could you ruin H.P. for me? HOW COULD YOU!!! Hold up. How long has the seventh book been out for and you still haven't read it? Khlo-ho, I'm ordering advance tickets for Deathly Hallows as soon as those bitches go on sale. You better finish that book before November! Khloes promises and then changes the subject by promising Lamar sexy time in the other room. Lamar is like sure, but first I got to finish this game. Khloe leaves to go freshen up. 10 minutes later and Khloe is sitting alone in bed. Frustrated she calls her friend Malika. Malika, is it possible for women to get blue balls? Khloe vents to Malika about Rob and Lamar spending too much time together. Malika tells Khloe to go into Rob's room, grab Lamar by the hand and take him back to the bedroom. Of course Khloe doesn't listen to Malika. BACK IN MIAMI AT BALANS... Kourtney's friend Jackie is performing. Afterwards Jackie comes over and the two catch-up. Then the moment we all know is coming arrives. Kourtney wants to use Jackie to make Scott jealous. Wait! What?!?!? Isn't Scott a psychopath? No, he's a sociopath. Sociopaths don't kill. Ohhh okay. I guess I'll come over. BACK IN L.A. Khloe and Malika are at the food store shopping. Khloe is still bitching about Rob and says that it makes her want to kill Rob. Watch it Khloe.Your sociopathic tendencies are evolving to psychopathic ones. BACK IN MIAMI AT KOURTNEY'S CONDO... I'd like a hotel room, please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it! Kourtney and Jackie order champagne, chocolate covered strawberries and scatter their clothes and shoes throughout the condo. Then they hop in the Hot Tub Time Machine and wait for Scott to come home. Careful not to turn it on unless you want to feed an ATM a cat tonight. Scott comes around the corner and is perplexed to see Kourtney and a mysterious woman in his Hot Tub Time Machine. St. Richard Grieco! WTF is this?!?!?! Kourtney and Jackie pretend to be tipsy and flirty in front of Scott. Scott tells the camera that Kourtney is in his Hot Tub Time Machine with her little kissing buddy. Earlier when we were trying on suits Mason warned me you were up to something Kourtney. Btw Mason wants less bulky diapers. The ones you're buying make his ass look big in his new trousers. Get on that. Scott tells the camera he wasn't born yesterday and if Kourtney is trying to pull a fast one he promises he will pull one right back, twice as bad. Scott leaves the patio and returns a couple minutes later. He tells Kourtney and Jackie, "I thought it was two for the price of one night" and promptly disrobes. Girls you know it's true...ooo ooo ooo... I can bang both of you! Kourtney looks disgusted as Scott tells them "get to work lovely ladies". Jackie and Kourtney quickly leave the Hot Tub Time Machine. Jackie goes inside, gathers up her things and leaves. Scott realizes he once again has gone too far and is in the dog house with Fry Girl. Afraid Kourtney is going to punish him by not letting him take Mason to Saks tomorrow, Scott does damage control. He asks Kourtney why she is playing games, and Kourtney tells him he doesn't get jealous anymore. Scott tells her you know I try to stick it to you whenever I can. LOLZ. He goes on to tell her that he finds her hot even when she is changing diapers, especially his. I call it Dirty Diaper Time. Do I make you horny baby, yeah! BACK AT KHLOE AND LAMAR'S... Lamar and Khloe come home to find Rob with a girl in their bedroom. Khloe is horrified. Lamar is proud to see his little bro being a playa. Clearly we aren't doing anything. I mean her face is blurred. Wouldn't that tell you she's a butterface? Khloe has a good point. This girl could be taking pictures and making up stories that she'll sell to the tabloids. Khloe tells Rob to get the fuck out her house by tomorrow morning. Lamar and Khloe head back to their bedroom where Lamar tries to diffuse the situation by telling Khloe he sorta told Rob he could use their room. Lamar says he didn't know exactly what Khloe wanted and that they should give Rob a second chance. Khloe agrees but still wants to punish Rob by making him pack up his things and think that he's still moving out in the morning. Lamar tells Khloe she's cold-blooded and they both growl and then well...thank god the camera zooms in on this cat statue. If I wasn't made of gemstone I would be crying right now. THE NEXT MORNING... Rob is packing up when Khloe and Lamar walk in. Khloe tells Rob that she is trying to work on her communication skills. She starts by expressing how she feels when she is in town for only two days and Rob and Lamar only want to play video games. She tells Rob that he shouldn't encourage Lamar to play video games. Lamar interjects "Encourage? I'm a grown man". Khloe says she'll give Rob a second chance and now it's time for her to leave and head home to Miami. Lamar has practice but Rob eagerly volunteers to drive Khloe to the airport. With Khloe gone, Lamar and Rob can play video games 24/7 and host Harry Potter Book Clubs. Back to Miami bitches. Tune in next week when Kourtney goes Olivia Newton John/Jane Fonda/Richard Simmons exercise crazy and Khlo-ho and Kourt face-off about DASH.             Â
Thomas Jane Premieres Hung in Toe Sneakers
Source: Just Jared Added: 67 day ago
Thomas Jane walks the green grass carpet at the premiere for his HBO series, Hung, in funky toe sneakers on Wednesday (June 23) in Hollywood. Thomas rubbed shoulders with his co-stars Anne Heche and Jane Adams and smoked a cigar while walking down the grass carpet. Channing Tatum rocked the same toe sneakers back in April! The [...]
Ellen DeGeneres plots Anne Heche revenge in new book
Source: Hot Momma Gossip Added: 72 day ago
[HMG] – With 5.2-million fans from her talk show alone, any book by Ellen DeGeneres is sure to sell well. But the news that the 52-year old host plans to use the new book to settle scores with Anne Heche could make it a sell-out. Ellen has just signed a book deal for a new memoir, [...]
Real NJ Housewife Danielle Staub is a Lesbian Now
Source: Towleroad Added: 73 day ago
Nothing like going Anne Heche for a few months to fire up discussion of your better-than-expected musical debut. Danielle Staub appeared on last night's Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen and debuted her new single "Real Close" which puts...
What ' s in Your Stars
Source: OK! Magazine Added: 102 day ago
May 25 Todayâs celeb birthdays 1963: Mike Myers (47) 1969: Anne Heche (41) 1969: Stacy London (41) 1975: Lauryn Hill (35) Gemini At work, you may be taking a lower-profile approach, perhaps because youâre developing important projects in the background. If so, ideas that come to you now will be quite inspired. Home and property? Money spent on revamping the kitchen or [...]
Happy 47th Birthday Mike Meyers
Source: Backseat Cuddler Added: 102 day ago
Here are today’s Backseat Birthday shout outs! 1939 – Ian McKellen (actor) – 71 1944 – Frank Oz (actor/Fozzie Bear) – 66 1953 – Eve Ensler (playwright) – 57 1963 – Mike Myers (actor) – 47 1969 – Anne Heche (actress) – 41 1973 – Molly Sims (actress/model) – 37 1975 – Lauryn Hill (singer) – 35 1978 – Brian Urlacher (Chicago Bears) [...]
Celeb Birthdays of the Week May 24-30
Source: Daily Blabber Added: 102 day ago
From Anne Heche to Mike Myers, see what the stars born between May 24-30 can tell you about the sign of Gemini
Celeb Birthdays of the Week May 24-30
Source: iVillage Added: 103 day ago
From Anne Heche to Mike Myers, see what the stars born between May 24-30 can tell you about the sign of Gemini
Lindsay Lohan Straight to a Guy
Source: TMZ Added: 228 day ago
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan is rippin' a move straight from the Anne Heche sexuality playbook -- last night the part-time lady lover was making out with a dude! Lohan -- who recently broke up with Sam Ronson -- went full tongue-to-mouth with the mystery man at a ...Permalink
CBB Review Cybex Topaz Stroller
Source: Celebrity Baby Blog Added: 230 day ago
Courtesy of Cybex Cybex is known for designing sturdy, well-made baby buggies that stars love â Sarah Jessica Parker, Anne Heche and Britney Spears are fans â so when they launched the Topaz ($260) last November, we were excited to check it out. At 17 lbs., it’s pretty compact. Plus, it’s loaded with tons of great features [...]
In White Folks News Ashton Kutcher Gets it in With a Gang of Naked Broads for New Movie
Source: Bossip Added: 254 day ago
Dizzzayum…that goofy lil Ashton Kutcher has a new steamy sexy a*s movie coming out in 2010 called “Spread” where he’s getting it in with broads galore. Here are some still shots from the flick where he’s getting freaky with Ellen Degeneres’ ex-boo Anne Heche something crucial. We wonder what Demi Moore has to [...]
Anne Heche and Atlas Bundle Up
Source: Celebrity Baby Blog Added: 296 day ago
AAR/Fame Brrr! Anne Heche and 8-month-old son Atlas stay warm on a windy Tuesday in New York City. After a brief stint as a redhead, it appears the Hung actress is back to blonde! Atlas is Anne’s child with James Tupper; she is also mom to son Homer, 7 ½, with ex-husband Coley Laffoon. Posted in Babies, Main [...]
Anne Heche tooka stroll through......
Source: Sland3r Added: 297 day ago
Anne Heche tooka stroll through the streets of Manhattan, New York on November 10, 2009 with her son Atlas Heche-Tuppera. Anne made sure to keep her little Atlas warm in the chilly New York weather as well as herself. Photos: Fame Pictures
Last week s Mercy ended with Mike......
Source: omg! Added: 297 day ago
Last week's Mercy ended with Mike figuring out his wife Veronica had an affair in Iraq. So, how is Mike going to fare this week now that he's digested the news of her infidelity? NBC picks up Community, Mercy and Parks and Recreation "It comes to violence [between Mike and Sands]," James Tupper, who plays Dr. Sands on the medical drama, tells TVGuide.com. "Very full-on, direct, action-movie violence. I felt like an action hero for the day of shooting!" Watch free, full episodes of Mercy Though it's hard to say why Sands has had such a hard time letting Veronica go despite her ambivalence, Tupper feels a lot of it has to do with them sharing something in Iraq. "I think being close to her is necessary for his recovery from the experience," says Tupper. While the freshman series has aired only its first six episodes, last week alone, Elisabeth Moss, Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara appeared as guest stars. Tupper also discussed an upcoming appearance by his Men In Trees co-star and mother of his child, Anne Heche. Anne Heche and James Tupper welcome baby boy "Her character ...
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Source: Tittle-Tattle Added: 303 day ago
Variety reported the actors will co-star with Ed Helms and Anne Heche in the movie, which has already begun shooting....
Weaver Reilly brave Rapids
Source: Variety Blog Added: 304 day ago
Film News: Duo join Helms, Heche in Fox Searchlight film -- Sigourney Weaver, John C. Reilly and Alia Shawkat are joining Ed Helms and Anne Heche in "Cedar Rapids," the Fox Searchlight comedy to be directed by Miguel Arteta. Shooting has begun.
Anne Heche picks up gigs
Source: Variety Blog Added: 310 day ago
Exclusives: Actress to appear in 'Rapids,' 'Guys' -- Anne Heche has signed on to play the female lead in Fox Searchlight's "Cedar Rapids," opposite Ed Helms.
Anne Heche and Homer Pose at Premiere
Source: Celebrity Baby Blog Added: 310 day ago
Fame Staring down the camera on Tuesday evening in Los Angeles were Anne Heche and 7 ½-year-old son Homer! The pair were at the premiere of Michael Jackson’s This Is It, held at the Nokia Theatre. Homer is the Hung star’s child with ex-husband Coley Laffoon; she is also mom to son Atlas, 7 months, with partner [...]
Anne Heche Crazy in Love
Source: TMZ Added: 332 day ago
Filed under: Hook-Ups Anne Heche has been embroiled in a nasty custody battle with ex Coley Laffoon for so long, we forgot she also has a baby with a guy she really does like -- "Men in Trees" co-star James Tupper.Yesterday at JFK, Heche continued Celestia's mission to ...Permalink
Anne Heche John Tupper Why we won t get married
Source: In Case You Didn't Know Added: 337 day ago
Anne Heche and James Tupper have been building a life together ever since falling for each other in 2006 on the set of the TV series Men in Trees, but donât expect to hear wedding bells any time soon...
Anne Heche No Wedding to Baby ' s " Incredible " Dad
Source: Feed Me Gossip Added: 341 day ago
Anne Heche doesn’t plan on taking another walk down the aisle any time soon. Although the 40-year-old actress and her former Men in Trees costar James Tupper, 44, have been… More: continued here
Anne Heche We Need a Parenting Referee
Source: Show Hype Added: 353 day ago
Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Exclusives It's possibly the worst job in the world -- some poor woman has been ordered to get in the middle of the nasty war between Anne Heche and her ex-husband Coleman Laffoon ... to teach them how to parent.After Heche famously blasted her "lazy ass" ex on ...Technorati Front Page found this 13 hours ago on tmz.com Find more top entertainment news, videos, and blogs on ShowHype: Celebrities, Anne Heche, TMZ
The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review August 22-28 2009
Source: The Hollywood Gossip Added: 370 day ago
Welcome, celebrity gossip and news fans, to The Hollywood Gossip's Week in Review, wherein we take a look back at some of the stories that made this probably the most exciting week since ... probably last week. Some highlights: After fleeing the U.S. following the grisly murder of Jasmine Fiore, fugitive from justice Ryan Jenkins was found dead in a British Columbia motel. Chris Brown was given five years' probation for assaulting Rihanna - and warned by a judge about "chatter" regarding the two being in contact. It was an uncharacteristically slow Robsten news week ... until the alleged purchase of a love nest by Kristen in which to carry on a torrid romance. In a watershed music moment, Heidi Montag "sang" at the Miss Universe 2009 pageant. Heidi's performance was maybe even worse than expected. Police found DJ AM dead in his New York City apartment Friday afternoon. A big nightclub fight saw Jayde Nicole get her ass kicked ... by Joe Francis. Angelina tells Brad he can go ahead and sleep on the couch. Yeah right. We've heard this one before: Anne Heche says Coley Laffoon is a loser. Anne Heche's deadbeat ex Coley Laffoon made an unlikely return to celeb news this week, causing a (very) brief lull in konstant Kourtney Kardashian koverage. Kourtney Kardashian kreates headlines almost as well as she does babies. Reports surfaced of an engaged Derek Jeter. No comment from Minka Kelly. John Mayer's mug shot from 2001 was found. One a d-bag, always a d-bag. Peeps in Bucharest really booed Madonna after she spoke out for gypsies. Move over, Susan Boyle. Welcome, Danyl Johnson, Britain's new sensation. Move over, Omer Bhatti. Welcome, Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson, the new alleged secret love child of the late, great star Michael Jackson. As for Jackson's own kids, it's looking increasingly likely that Dr. Arnold Klein is the biological father of the first two. We're as confused as you. In the investigation into Jackson's death, police pretty much believe nothing Dr. Conrad Murray says regarding the timeline of events June 25.
Coley Laffoon Ripped By Anne Heche On David Letterman Video Photos
Source: Bump Shack Added: 371 day ago
Actress Anne Heche decided to open her mouth to diss her ex-husband and the father of her 7 year-old son Homer, Coley Laffon, on âThe Late Show With David Lettermanâ on Wednesday (August 26). “Can you say ‘lazy ass’ on TV?” Heche said. “No, no, no. That’s terrible.” When asked by Letterman what Laffoon does for a [...]
Blake Lively is All Types of Hotness and Other News
Source: Anything Hollywood Added: 371 day ago
Blake Lively is all types of hotness – Celebrity Odor Playboy Mansion with Hugh Hefner girlfriends from “The Girls Next Door” on E! – Ego TV Gossip Break: Anne Heche is still NUTS! – The Fab Life Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body Trailer – Movie Junkie Blog Britney Spears takes her sons for a pedicab ride – Farandulista
Mean Anne Heche Is Mean
Source: DListed Added: 372 day ago
Celestia, the rightful Queen of Planet CRAZY, trashed her ex-husband Coley Laffoon on Letterman last night and now he's responding. And he's really really sad-faced about it! Coley, who you know was wearing a pair of pajamas he had on for 3 days straight, told UsWeekly, "After coming home from showing two different clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television." HA. HA. And HA. I love how he's making sure we know he has some kind of job and isn't sitting around waiting for the mailman to stroll up with another check from Anne. I mean, you know he was really trying to beat the last level on Fallout 3. Which is totally a full-time job in itself. Coley also responded to Anne on his Facebook page, "I wish Anne Heche could see that public bullying isn't good for the soul or positive for her child. It's mean." Coley should've just echoed what the majority has already said about Anne by issuing this statement: "CRAZY BITCH." It's simple, to the point and doesn't take a lot of keystrokes. Then Coley could have gone back to making skidmarks and organizing his animal crackers by species.
Crazy for CooCoo Puffs
Source: Egotastic! Added: 372 day ago
Anne Heche is still nuts. (DListed) Mischa Barton on her mental breakdown. (Pink is the New Blog) Anna Kournikova is still ridiculously sexy. (Popoholic) Now I know who the ugly Olsen Twin is. (PopSugar) I'm digging Rihanna's edgy look. (CityRag)...
Oops Coley Laffoon Scorched by Anne Heche on David Letterman
Source: The National Ledger Added: 372 day ago
Anne Heche has launched a scathing attack on her ex-husband during a no-holds-barred interview on American TV. The Spread star left the audience and late-night talk show host David Letterman...
LOL Best Comment Of The Day in......
Source: Jezebel Added: 372 day ago
LOL. Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Great Danes: "That drumstick appears to be made out of the same instruments they use to do Pap Smears. Which totally changed my interpretation of this image from 'Patriotic Cheerleader' to 'Schizophrenic Gynecologist' Which means I have to revise my Halloween costume." ⢠Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Like West Side Story, Only Ear-Piercingly Off-Key: "When you abet, you abet all the way, from your dumb sobriquet to pop culture's decay." You Say: "Officer Krupke, we're very upset." ⢠Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Amusing & Alarming: Anne Heche Disses Ex-Hubby, Son's Soccer Skills: "Let's see, ex bashing, not knowing what's up with the kid(s), suddenly discovered conviction that marriage suck-diddly-ucks.... Send this woman some Ed Hardy gear. Jon Gosselin may have found his new dream woman." ⢠Special Mention: BHB in this thread! Reminder: Best and Worst comment nominations should be sent to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com. Meetups? Please post below! [Image via Oh! My God! I Miss You]
Anne Heche Reminds Us of Simpler Much More Insane Times
Source: Vh1 Best Week Ever Added: 372 day ago
Remember back in the good drunk days, when Anne Heche was a lesbian who had scotch bottles for hands and ecstasy pill eyes and knocked on people’s doors calling herself Celestia, “daughter of God, half-sibling of Christ, able to spread a message of love to this stricken planet before ascending into Heaven”? Well, folks… SHE’S BACK. On last [...]
Coley Laffoon Anne Heche Hurt My Feelings
Source: The Hollywood Gossip Added: 372 day ago
It feels like June 2007 again, with Anne Heche and Coley Laffoon trading barbs in the press, accusing each other of instability and laziness (respectively). Some feuds are worth a second go-'round. Laffoon is firing back after Heche's visit to The Late Show with David Letterman last night, in which she called him a lazy ass among other adjectives. "I wish Anne Heche could see that public bullying isn't good for the soul or positive for her child. It's mean," lamented Laffoon on his Facebook page. "After coming home from showing two clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television," added Coley, 35, in a bid to sound important. No word on whether Coley Laffoon has his $3,700 monthly child support checks from Anne Heche sent directly into his Poker Stars account or if he prefers casinos. He apparently works as a real estate agent, but you wouldn't know it from last night's interview, when Anne Heche was asked what her husband's "deal" is, and derided him for bragging about coaching their son's youth soccer team. Moreover, describing what he does for a living, Heche said, "Dave ... Here's what he does. He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes, 'Oh! I got a check from Anne! Oh! I got a check from Anne! Yay!'" During their contentious divorce, Heche alleged that Laffoon had no job and spent his time ogling naked babes, playing poker online and going to strip clubs. He responded, of course, that the former lesbian was crazy. Solid argument. Your move, Anne.
Anne Heche s Ex Strikes Back After Letterman Remarks
Source: The Insider Added: 372 day ago
Coley Laffoon, the ex-husband of Anne Heche, says he found her late-night cracks about him disturbing. Wednesday night on "The Late Show with David Letterman," the actress had some choice words for her ex-husband, asking, "Can you say lazy ass on TV?" To Coley, it was no laughing matter. "After coming home from showing two different clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television," he told Us magazine. He and the actress have a 7-year-old son together. Coley is an employee with Los Angeles real estate company Hilton & Hyland, according to Us. The couple's divorce was finalized in March. The actress and her boyfriend, former "Men in Trees" star James Tupper, welcomed son Atlas Heche Tupper just a few days later.[Read full story on The Insider]
Morning Links - Anne Heche Trashes Her Ex
Source: Popsugar Added: 372 day ago
Anne Heche goes off about her "lazy" ex on The Late Show - The Blemish Parker Posey unfortunately has lyme disease - I'm Not Obsessed Megan Fox will not be Catwoman in the next Batman - Popeater Liam Neeson is taking each day as it comes - Lifeline Live Spencer Pratt thinks Heidi Montag is the new Michael Jackson - Wonderwall Did Tony Romo try to kiss Jessica Simpson's friends while they were dating? - Celebitchy Ryan Jenkins's half sister may have helped him escape police - Us Weekly Gwyneth Paltrow wants to be the next Martha Stewart - Fox411
Anne Heche Disses Ex on TV
Source: Star Magazine Added: 372 day ago
Anne Heche pulls no punches when it comes to expressing her discontent with ex-husband Coley Laffoon.
Anne Heche s Ex Disturbed by Her Letterman Remarks
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Anne Heche 's ex Coley Laffoon is firing back after she called him a "lazy ass" on Wednesday's Late Show With David Letterman . "After coming home from showing two different clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television," Laffoon, 35, an employee with Los Angeles real estate company Hilton & Hyland, tells Usmagazine.com in an exclusive statement. Check out Hollywood's ugliest ...In Case You Didn't Know found this 2 hours ago on usmagazine.com Find more top entertainment news, videos, and blogs on ShowHype: Celebrities, Anne Heche, David Letterman, Disturbed, Late Show with David Letterman, Anne Hathaway
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newVideoPlayer("/heche10827_jez.flv", 506, 423,""); Anne Heche was on Letterman last night, and she had some choice words for her "lazy ass" ex-husband, her kid's athleticism (or lack thereof), and...
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newVideoPlayer("/heche10827_jez.flv", 506, 423,""); Anne Heche was on Letterman last night, and she had some choice words for her "lazy ass" ex-husband, her kid's athleticism (or lack thereof), and Dave's marriage. Heche started out seeming candid and kooky in a sort of charming way. She said her ex-husband Coleman Laffoon wants her to "watch him run around in his little white shorts, playing soccer." The highlight of the above clip comes at about minute 1:00, when Heche starts talking over Dave, making awesome witch-fingers, and explaining that her ex "wants to still hang out with me [...] because I'm so fantastic." She seems a little wacked out, but hearing her unrestrainedly bash Laffoon is a lot more fun than watching some publicist-polished actress cross her legs and simper. Things get a little weird, though, as she repeatedly makes insinuations about the state of Dave's marriage. But not as weird as this: newVideoPlayer("/heche20827_jez.flv", 506, 423,""); Sorry Homer, your mom thinks you suck at soccer. Of course, since she thinks soccer practice is called "rehearsal," she may not know a lot about it. More importantly, though, Heche seems to have taken leave of her senses a little bit (on her marriage: "It's ovah ... red Rovah!"). Given her public battle with mental illness, this is kind of unsettling to watch. Even if she isn't having some kind of episode here (and to be fair, it must be annoying to have bunch of strangers speculating about your mental health every time you go off on your ex), it seems pretty unnecessary for her to mention her child while she's insulting his father on national TV. And if I were Dave's wife, I'd be a little pissed about all of Heche's eye-rolling about marriage. Her ex definitely isn't happy. He fired back to Us about her allegations that he's a "lazy ass": After coming home from showing two different clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television. He also wrote on Facebook, I wish Anne Heche could see that public bullying isn't good for the soul or positive for her child. It's mean. We kind of agree — but it's still hard to look away. Anne Heche's Ex "Disturbed" by Her Letterman Appearance [Us Weekly]
Anne Heche Trashes Ex-Husband Coley Laffoon - Video
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When Anne Heche appeared on “The Late Show with David Letterman”, Dave probably got a little more than he asked for when he asked her about her ex-husband, Coley Laffoon. She really dug her claws into him. Just watch, she really brings the lulz! Too funny!
Letterman - Anne Heche and The Ex video
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Thinking of getting married? Divorcee Anne Heche has some advice for you.People.com Latest News found this 14 hours ago on youtube.com Find more top entertainment news, videos, and blogs on ShowHype: Celebrities, Anne Heche, David Letterman
Anne Heche is still suffering from the crazies Just a bit
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So what does Anne Heche really think of her ex-husband, Coley Laffoon...
Heche s Ex Responds to Letterman Jabs
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Filed under: Fight, Splitsville, TV News Coley Laffoon thinks Anne Heche was being "mean" when she criticized him on 'The Late Show With David Letterman,' so the actress' estranged husband is firing back on Usmagazine.com and his Facebook page. "After coming home from showing two different ... Read morePermalink|Email this|LinkingBlogs|Comments
Dear Anne Heche Thanks For Still Being A Little Bit Nuts
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A couple of weeks ago I wondered right here on this very blog if we'd forgiven Anne Heche for her bisexual, bipolar antics in the 90s. The consensus was yes, she had left crazytown. But ... what I forgot to take into account was the village located right after nuts-burgh -- honesty-ville. See, in my limited exposure to crazy people (not as limited as I'd like, but whatevs) I've learned that once a person regains their composure following a series of manic episodes, they become a little too honest. And Anne is the perfect example why these formerly crazy people should always have a public stage -- because you never know what dirty laundry they're going to air. Last night on "The Late Show," Anne was talking about her kids and talk turned to Coley Lafoon, Anne's ex and the father of her first son, Homer. Dave simply asked, "What does he do?" What followed was some sort of test run for a female empowerment open mic night that Anne's apparently throwing together. So Anne, what does your ex do? "He goes out to the mailbox and he opens the door and goes, 'Oh my gosh, I got a check from Anne! Yay!" She also launched into a truly hilarious diatribe about what a lazy ass Coley is, how he spends all his free time coaching a soccer league that their son wants no part of and how she can't seem to permanent excise him from her life. So take a gander at the video below and keep in mind, there's a two drink minimum!
Anne Heche Coley Laffoon is a Lazy Ass
Source: The Hollywood Gossip Added: 372 day ago
If you were curious what Anne Heche really thinks of her deadbeat ex-husband, she left little to the imagination on The Late Show with David Letterman. Asked what her seven-year-old son Homer's father is up to, or specifically, what his deal is, the Hung star said, "Well... can you say 'lazy ass' on TV?" Heche and Coley Laffoon have been bickering ever since he filed for divorce in February 2007 after five years of marriage. She said he was a loser who watches porn and hits strip clubs, while he has called her mentally unbalanced. Last June, they reached a settlement in which the actress agreed to pay him a $275,000 lump sum and $3,700 per month in child support for their son. But Heche is still bitter. Asked by Letterman what Coley Laffoon does for a living, Anne said: "Dave ... he goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes, 'Oh! I got a check from Anne! I got a check from Anne! Yay!'" Wow. Heche also scolded Dave for marrying girlfriend Regina Lasko: "I told you, don't get married. Forever engaged is a wonderful romantic thing to do." Anne Heche on Letterman
It Looks Like Celestia Is Back
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Actually, I don't think Celestia ever left the building. So, everyone, Ellen Degeneres' former scissor sister is still a card-carrying member of The Batshit Crazy Club. Check her wallet, you know she has a card and everything. In fact, I'm sure she's chapter president. Anne Heche brought the crazies in a big way to Letterman last night. When Letterman asked Celestia about her ex-husband Coley Laffoon (I can't with that name), she raised her dress and shat all over him. Anne said he was a "lazy ass" who does the dick slappy dance every time he gets a check in the mail from her. Anne also launched caca bombs on the idea of marriage and said Letterman did the wrong thing by getting hitched to his lover. Anne, who has a PHD in lunacy, said, "Don't get married. Forever engaged is a wonderful romantic thing to do." Taking marriage advice from Anne Heche is like taking mental health advice from Anne Heche. That being said, talking trash about your ex on national TV isn't a smart thing to do, but it is an entertaining one! I love it when this crazy bitch opens up her arms and unleashes the unbridled fuckery. Celestia, come back and visit us soon! And you know, Portia de Rossi turned to Ellen and said, "You actually ate this wacko's snatch?"